Idaho Sheriff Advises Eclipse Watchers...

[ChrisJones 7,975]

With the imminent total solar eclipse, in the US midwest today Idaho's Lincoln County Sheriff, Rene Rodriguez has issued this solid advice on his Facebook page...

 

 

A few things to keep in mind if you're visiting our State for the Eclipse.

 

With the Solar Eclipse almost upon us, I have seen many helpful posts and public service announcements, but I feel they fall short in several areas. I will try to cover some of those.

 

1. Idaho has a huge amount of public land open to exploring and enjoying, but it isn't a garbage dump. Take out what you take in. We live here 365 days a year. The public land is our back yard. We hunt, fish, trap, and camp there and will take it as a personal insult if you screw it up.

2. With that being said, not all land is public. There is a lot of private land including ranches and farms that have been in the family for over a hundred years. If there is a No Trespassing sign at a gate or road that means you. Stay out or some gentleman wearing a cowboy hat, wearing irrigating boots, and riding a four-wheeler will let you hear it.

 

3. We drive trucks, tractors, combines, and swathers on the highway going about our business. They go pretty slow and won't move faster if you sit behind us and honk. In fact, they actually go a bit slower. We live here. You don't. Be patient and enjoy the scenery.

 

4. There is a very good chance you will see someone carrying a firearm. Yes, it is loaded and no I don't have a damn permit for it. Everybody, and I mean everybody, owns a gun in Idaho and a lot of us carry one quite regularly. Don't panic. Don't call the police. And above all, behave and treat us and our state with respect and there won't be a problem.

 

5. Our dogs. Our dogs ride in the back of our trucks and they like it. Sure a few slow learners take a tumble every once in a while, but for the most part they do just fine. Don't pet them while they are in the truck. They will bite you. Numerous times if possible. The truck is their's not your's and they take their security duties seriously. Again, don't panic and don't call the police because they don't give a damn and they are probably going to be busy saving some tourist who received incorrect map directions from their Tom-Tom.

 

6. Our wildlife will kill you and it will hurt the whole time you are dying. Elk, moose, bison, and grizzly bears take great pleasure in playing hacky sack with tourists that get too close. They are wild animals and are not trained circus acts. If you must harass our wildlife, may I suggest you go catch a badger. They are really good cuddlers.

 

7. Our weather will kill you and yes it will hurt the whole time. It snows here every month of the year. Our back roads become death traps when it rains or snows. Your Prius isn't an offroad vehicle, so stay on the pavement. Don't make our brave and skilled First Responders have to go looking for you when you go exploring.

 

Welcome to Idaho....enjoy the Eclipse and have a safe journey home.

 

I wonder how the Metropolitian police would risk assess that?

Edited August 21, 2017 by ChrisJones

[kanny 21,886]

as it should be

[stumfelter 3,034]

Brilliant but if anyone over here tried the same the PC police would be on them like a ton of bricks.

[Daniel cain 50,706]

He's the man lol. Atb dc

[lurcherman 887 13,483]

Numerous times if possible lol

[socks 32,253]

Fukcing brilliant .....

[ChrisJones 7,975]

Numerous times if possible lol

 

In the UK they call the police and the aRSePCA... dog destroyed. Here the trooper gives you a ticket, for winding up the dog and he calls you a silly f***ing tourist as he tears it off the pad.

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

If we've got anyone nearby, but that man a drink, on me !

[Squirrel_Basher 17,103]

It's gonna hurt while it kills you lol.My kind of man .Straight talker .