beast 1,884 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 acually she did say something about a chipolata or was it a cocktail sausage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,099 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 is the guy who lives under a fungus in spain over here on holiday???????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 is the guy who lives under a fungus in spain over here on holiday???????? 44f7687d72ebc1e1201fcc3b9e5b05f978d44e580f2bc76d72928a58e3be9c67.jpg SHAGGY lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,099 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 is the guy who lives under a fungus in spain over here on holiday???????? 44f7687d72ebc1e1201fcc3b9e5b05f978d44e580f2bc76d72928a58e3be9c67.jpg SHAGGY lol Get me outa this? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler" when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds" any ideas how i can find out who has done this? Hope she doesn't fall pregnant!Some time next year the office door will burst open and in an asthmatic voice "I AM YOUR FATHER" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 is the guy who lives under a fungus in spain over here on holiday???????? 44f7687d72ebc1e1201fcc3b9e5b05f978d44e580f2bc76d72928a58e3be9c67.jpg Very funny mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 17,063 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler" when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds" any ideas how i can find out who has done this? lol oh fuk the games up must say sh was the worst bunkup ive ever had and a waste of 3 viagra Edited January 14, 2017 by green lurchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted January 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 you wasted viagra on her? i usually just tape a lolly stick on as a splint 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stealthy1 3,964 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler" when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds" any ideas how i can find out who has done this? Are you sure you didn't catch her having a wank? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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