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i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler"

 

when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds"

 

any ideas how i can find out who has done this?

Hope she doesn't fall pregnant!

Some time next year the office door will burst open and in an asthmatic voice

"I AM YOUR FATHER"

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i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler"

 

when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds"

 

any ideas how i can find out who has done this?

lol oh fuk the games up must say sh was the worst bunkup ive ever had and a waste of 3 viagra

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i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler"

 

when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds"

 

any ideas how i can find out who has done this?

 

Are you sure you didn't catch her having a wank? :laugh:

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