paulus 26 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.' Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ' What happened with that dead donkey?'Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.'Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,595 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 That,s excellent,just off out to find a dead donkey. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,247 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 That wasn't Paddy that was me :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Lol brilliant that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.