patterdale 675 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I answers my front door earlier to see some idiot collecting on the behalf of the rspca! complete with clipboard and blue jacket on with RSPCA plastered over the back,what a prick.so when i answered instead of slamming the door in his face i imedetaly though I'd have some fun with him.so i pretented i was interested in his bullshit and left him babel on and asked him some questions?he thought he had me and my money in the bag,i asked him to leave some paperwork with me for me to read through and to call back after he had visited the rest of my neighbours.fourty minutes later he was back,i said I've had a read through your paperwork (not bined it straight away)and would he be so kind to read something of mine?i produced him with this weeks countrymans weekly and asked him to read the article on news page RSPCA'S FAILED HUNT PROSECUTIONS COST TAXPAYERS THOUSANDS.he took one look at it handed me back my paper without eye contact and walked away with his tail between his legs! SATISFACTION. RSPCA 0. US 1. 17 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Pools panel result - home win ! Well done buddy ! it's little victories like this that make life bearable ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Well executed, nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
twymanc 135 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 well done pal are they actually employed to beg for our hard earned money? just curious if so would they be willing to donate there wages to a cause they are pushing door to door? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hubbs 178 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I had exactly the same two days ago ! I too played along with it and when he said " I can count on your support " . I kindly said I realise you've got to make a living but my money is taken up with family and my dogs !! I thought the cheek they pester you about your working dogs too which I have nothing to hide , the next minute asking me for money so they can carry on being a pain in the arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted January 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 I answers my front door earlier to see some idiot collecting on the behalf of the rspca! complete with clipboard and blue jacket on with RSPCA plastered over the back,what a prick.so when i answered instead of slamming the door in his face i imedetaly though I'd have some fun with him.so i pretented i was interested in his bullshit and left him babel on and asked him some questions?he thought he had me and my money in the bag,i asked him to leave some paperwork with me for me to read through and to call back after he had visited the rest of my neighbours.fourty minutes later he was back,i said I've had a read through your paperwork (not bined it straight away)and would he be so kind to read something of mine?i produced him with this weeks countrymans weekly and asked him to read the article on news page RSPCA'S FAILED HUNT PROSECUTIONS COST TAXPAYERS THOUSANDS.he took one look at it handed me back my paper without eye contact and walked away with his tail between his legs! SATISFACTION. RSPCA 0. US 1.[/quote Thought I'd repost this as i didn't put it on til late last night. more members might read it today,cheers folks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Ha ha very nicely done :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Those reps work for seperate companies and collect for several different charities and take most of the donations as profit before passing a small % to the charity....he probably couldn't give a rats ass about the RSPCA in truth. I'm surprised that sort of thing hasn't been banned tbh! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,802 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Top effort ! well done you ... bet he was proper pissed of after coming back ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Well done mate, I remember a couple of years back, we even had the cheeky sods in my local, rattling their begging tin, I dont think they liked it when I told him in a loud voice that I would not give them the steam from my s**t, dont know why? And they left quite quickly 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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