Qbgrey 4,386 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 right lads dont get to overheated but i need answers. 1.why have all farmers red cheeks 2.why have farmers got fat fingers 3.why do they think a bit of bailer twine will stop 60 cows escaping. 4.why do they wear boiler suits when sit on a tractor allday 5.why do they complain about the price of a 1st class stamp,but then buy a car/tractor worth 50,000 6.why they cut all the natural berries off the hedges just when winters upon us.then when up the pub comment they havent seen many song birds about 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 You missed out , Why are all farmers a pain in the hoop ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 1 whiskey 2 heavy wallets 3 bailer twine fixes every thing,it was invented before cable ties 4 because they never clean anything including roads. 5 I'm sure they can claim back on the 4x4/tractor 6 spiteful idiots ,one old fella in Dorset used to drive the fields squashing mushrooms ,so no one would trespass to go mushrooming. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,627 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 There a funny lot farmers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxy 617 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 1 whiskey 2 heavy wallets 3 bailer twine fixes every thing,it was invented before cable ties 4 because they never clean anything including roads. 5 I'm sure they can claim back on the 4x4/tractor 6 spiteful idiots ,one old fella in Dorset used to drive the fields squashing mushrooms ,so no one would trespass to go mushrooming. I was going to come up with my own, but you have just about summed it up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,386 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) forest of dean redneck,you must be my twin Edited November 8, 2013 by Qbgrey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astral 253 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 1 whiskey 2 heavy wallets 3 bailer twine fixes every thing,it was invented before cable ties 4 because they never clean anything including roads. 5 I'm sure they can claim back on the 4x4/tractor 6 spiteful idiots ,one old fella in Dorset used to drive the fields squashing mushrooms ,so no one would trespass to go mushrooming. That cracked me up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,595 Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Aye there a breed of there own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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