pip1968 2,490 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 In a bid to raise awareness about some of the excuses which are given, TV Licensing has created a new film with the help of BAFTA-winning animators Will Anderson and Ainslie Henderson. THESE are some of the best excuses given by those caught out by not having a TV Licence. “Apparently my dog, which is a corgi, was related to the Queen’s dog so I didn’t think I needed a TV Licence.” “Why would I need a TV Licence for a TV I stole? Nobody knows I’ve got it.” “I could not pay for my TV Licence because the Olympic torch was coming down my road and I could not get to the shop as the road was too busy.” “Only my three-year-old son watches the TV. Can you take it out of the family allowance I receive for him? He watches it so he should pay.” “I only use my TV as a lamp. If you switch it on it gives a good glow which allows me to read my book.” “The only way I can afford to pay for my Licence is if I sell my hamster, is that what you want me to do?” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 In a bid to raise awareness about some of the excuses which are given, TV Licensing has created a new film with the help of BAFTA-winning animators Will Anderson and Ainslie Henderson. THESE are some of the best excuses given by those caught out by not having a TV Licence. “Apparently my dog, which is a corgi, was related to the Queen’s dog so I didn’t think I needed a TV Licence.” “Why would I need a TV Licence for a TV I stole? Nobody knows I’ve got it.” “I could not pay for my TV Licence because the Olympic torch was coming down my road and I could not get to the shop as the road was too busy.” “Only my three-year-old son watches the TV. Can you take it out of the family allowance I receive for him? He watches it so he should pay.” “I only use my TV as a lamp. If you switch it on it gives a good glow which allows me to read my book.” “The only way I can afford to pay for my Licence is if I sell my hamster, is that what you want me to do?” In a bid to raise awareness about some of the excuses which are given, TV Licensing has created a new film with the help of BAFTA-winning animators Will Anderson and Ainslie Henderson. THESE are some of the best excuses given by those caught out by not having a TV Licence. “Apparently my dog, which is a corgi, was related to the Queen’s dog so I didn’t think I needed a TV Licence.” “Why would I need a TV Licence for a TV I stole? Nobody knows I’ve got it.” “I could not pay for my TV Licence because the Olympic torch was coming down my road and I could not get to the shop as the road was too busy.” “Only my three-year-old son watches the TV. Can you take it out of the family allowance I receive for him? He watches it so he should pay.” “I only use my TV as a lamp. If you switch it on it gives a good glow which allows me to read my book.” “The only way I can afford to pay for my Licence is if I sell my hamster, is that what you want me to do?” 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 I dont watch tv.... thats why i dont have one... (Genuine.. by the way ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 thats better kay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 How about the bbc have been employing paedos for decades and turning a blind eye. I no longer wish to pay them or your wages. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 i'm not paying for a licence cos all you put on is shite......close the gate on your way out......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) Thanks Kay - my eyesight isn't as good as it used to be ( for reasons I'd rather not discuss ) I am referring, of course, to my age! (What did you think I meant?) Edited June 20, 2013 by Blackbriar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,597 Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Aye i read those in the paper some crazy excuses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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