How Time Flies

[jigsaw 11,902]

its my/our 25 wedding anniversary today its been a hell of a journey,a struggle at the best of times and its produced 3 kids that im well happy with.she asked me last night,''if you had to do it all over again,would you get married again'',i said '',oh yeah no problem'',a smile broke out on her face..........''but not to you again''.she went to sleep after that,lol.my youngest is doing his final exams at school right now and the pressures on,his dopey smart ass comments are a rarity the last few weeks.cant say i miss them.......fingers x'ed he'll get the points needed for his college course,the daughters doing canine husbandry in college,and the eldest lad is an electronic engineer with a very decent firm,so looking back ive not done too bad,never a cop to the door with any of them.we had a glitch a few years back when a gang of bullys gave the youngest a life of hell,but it made him stronger,hes up front and stands his ground now.the years of thai boxing for him and his sister has done them no harm at all.....hes the only one that is into the hunting,his sister is fanatical about animals,but is balanced in her views on hunting.....the eldest has no interest in dogs hunting or anything else of that ilk.The wife has put up with some shit over the years,from pit bulls to lurchers to everything else in between and she still hasnt moved out..............WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO TO RID ME OF THIS DEMON .........anyway heres to the next 25,when things start to wind down a little i expect......ive drank a good few budweisser now just in case she gets any romantic ideas(now that would be a miracle) cause in 2 minutes after i hit the pillow im snoring for all im worth,(or so im told) and that'll get me an out of jail clause .cant be having any of that sweaty carry on,i'll re read this tommorow and think what the fuk was i thinking writing this garbage,and i'll promise meself never to touch a drop of alcohol again.

[RossM 8,149]

its my/our 25 wedding anniversary today its been a hell of a journey,a struggle at the best of times and its produced 3 kids that im well happy with.she asked me last night,''if you had to do it all over again,would you get married again'',i said '',oh yeah no problem'',a smile broke out on her face..........''but not to you again''.she went to sleep after that,lol.my youngest is doing his final exams at school right now and the pressures on,his dopey smart ass comments are a rarity the last few weeks.cant say i miss them.......fingers x'ed he'll get the points needed for his college course,the daughters doing canine husbandry in college,and the eldest lad is an electronic engineer with a very decent firm,so looking back ive not done too bad,never a cop to the door with any of them.we had a glitch a few years back when a gang of bullys gave the youngest a life of hell,but it made him stronger,hes up front and stands his ground now.the years of thai boxing for him and his sister has done them no harm at all.....hes the only one that is into the hunting,his sister is fanatical about animals,but is balanced in her views on hunting.....the eldest has no interest in dogs hunting or anything else of that ilk.The wife has put up with some shit over the years,from pit bulls to lurchers to everything else in between and she still hasnt moved out..............WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO TO RID ME OF THIS DEMON .........anyway heres to the next 25,when things start to wind down a little i expect......ive drank a good few budweisser now just in case she gets any romantic ideas(now that would be a miracle) cause in 2 minutes after i hit the pillow im snoring for all im worth,(or so im told) and that'll get me an out of jail clause .cant be having any of that sweaty carry on,i'll re read this tommorow and think what the fuk was i thinking writing this garbage,and i'll promise meself never to touch a drop of alcohol again.

See you back here in another 25 years!!

[patterdale666 1,620]

liam you're some craic fair play and happy anniversary

[stewie 3,387]

its my/our 25 wedding anniversary today its been a hell of a journey,a struggle at the best of times and its produced 3 kids that im well happy with.she asked me last night,''if you had to do it all over again,would you get married again'',i said '',oh yeah no problem'',a smile broke out on her face..........''but not to you again''.she went to sleep after that,lol.my youngest is doing his final exams at school right now and the pressures on,his dopey smart ass comments are a rarity the last few weeks.cant say i miss them.......fingers x'ed he'll get the points needed for his college course,the daughters doing canine husbandry in college,and the eldest lad is an electronic engineer with a very decent firm,so looking back ive not done too bad,never a cop to the door with any of them.we had a glitch a few years back when a gang of bullys gave the youngest a life of hell,but it made him stronger,hes up front and stands his ground now.the years of thai boxing for him and his sister has done them no harm at all.....hes the only one that is into the hunting,his sister is fanatical about animals,but is balanced in her views on hunting.....the eldest has no interest in dogs hunting or anything else of that ilk.The wife has put up with some shit over the years,from pit bulls to lurchers to everything else in between and she still hasnt moved out..............WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO TO RID ME OF THIS DEMON .........anyway heres to the next 25,when things start to wind down a little i expect......ive drank a good few budweisser now just in case she gets any romantic ideas(now that would be a miracle) cause in 2 minutes after i hit the pillow im snoring for all im worth,(or so im told) and that'll get me an out of jail clause .cant be having any of that sweaty carry on,i'll re read this tommorow and think what the fuk was i thinking writing this garbage,and i'll promise meself never to touch a drop of alcohol again.

f***ing brilliant......................

[jigsaw 11,902]

god im depressed,lol.im geting old....er just spent the evening searching around for them fukin goats........the b*****ds are gone to the hills i think.farmers havent seen em either,IMAGINE.......no fukin goats AND 25 years married as well...........jesus can it get any worse.33 years together we are .shes really fuked me up.i can now change a duvea on the bed single handedly,i know how to use the microwave and i understand the settings on the washing machine AND the fukin dish washer.................IM DOOOMED i remember on my birthday she told me''tonight darling you can do what ever you fancy'',sliding off her dressing gown revealing her lingerie,''anything''?.....''yes anything'' she replied.so with that grabed me lamp and battery and dog and out the door leaving her with 2 small babies.f**k me ,when i got home she was in some humour.i took it the kids acted up while i was out.i found out later what she meant by......ANYTHING .......had a cracker of a night though,caught 22 rabbits and a fox..........better than any of that humping shit

[stewie 3,387]

god im depressed,lol.im geting old....er just spent the evening searching around for them fukin goats........the b*****ds are gone to the hills i think.farmers havent seen em either,IMAGINE.......no fukin goats AND 25 years married as well...........jesus can it get any worse.33 years together we are .shes really fuked me up.i can now change a duvea on the bed single handedly,i know how to use the microwave and i understand the settings on the washing machine AND the fukin dish washer.................IM DOOOMED i remember on my birthday she told me''tonight darling you can do what ever you fancy'',sliding off her dressing gown revealing her lingerie,''anything''?.....''yes anything'' she replied.so with that grabed me lamp and battery and dog and out the door leaving her with 2 small babies.f**k me ,when i got home she was in some humour.i took it the kids acted up while i was out.i found out later what she meant by......ANYTHING .......had a cracker of a night though,caught 22 rabbits and a fox..........better than any of that humping shit

PMSL...........

[Guest thebigdog]

 

congratulations on the anniversary buddy

[NEWKID 29,138]

Great posts Jigsaw.....

It's my anniversary on Saturday, together 12 years married 4..... I'm a bit concerned cause the rivers open on Sunday and I think she's expecting to be whisked off somewhere for the night....... Who will end up disappointed???

Edited June 11, 2013 by NEWKID

[jigsaw 11,902]

if my one comes near me tonight she'll be whisked off too..........in an ambulance.lol

[twobob 1,519]

Great posts Jigsaw.....

It's my anniversary on Saturday, together 12 years married 4..... I'm a bit concerned cause the rivers open on Sunday and I think she's expecting to be whisked off somewhere for the night....... Who will end up disappointed???

night fishing?

[duggy 142]

Congratulations

[baw 4,360]

Jigsaw on the drink, ohh how thankful we can be he spared us the pics of his best Owen Coyle impersonations congratulations mate and commiserations to your wife

[Malt 379]

Congratulations Liam, here's to the next 25!

[Lab 10,979]

........Great couple of posts there. I think we can all read between the lines knowing fine well you'd be lost without your good lady..... Congrats on 25 years married mate...

[jigsaw 11,902]

lol, lab only for me she'd be happy...........and we wouldnt want that now,would we?

youve a good memory baw,lol.its all over now thankfully,onwards and up wards i say.