albert64 1,882 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fill it !!!!!!!!"......... poor lab 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fill it !!!!!!!!"......... poor lab "Thanks for that Albert.......but no ive not got change of a fiver!!"..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,634 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 if you let me go , i promise not to tell the police. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Ok ok but promise me you wont show yer pals!!"...................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine"............. Or "Don't stop till I've counted all the freckles on your puny little boy chest....... You ginger f**k!!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine"............. Or "Don't stop till I've counted all the freckles on your puny little boy chest....... You ginger f**k!!" "I hope this wee one doesn't look f**k all like yooooooou!!!"....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine"............. Or "Don't stop till I've counted all the freckles on your puny little boy chest....... You ginger f**k!!" "I hope this wee one doesn't look f**k all like yooooooou!!!"....... I hope it doesnt look like her either!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 if you let me go , i promise not to tell the police. Brilliant!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "stop fingering me and get on with it" I was getting on with it! My arse was like a fiddlers elbow at an Irish wedding!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stripes 401 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Theres no way iam going to suuuck that beast of a thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,634 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 don,t worry it happens to everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 I was going with this lass really Bonny lassie but she had right veiny tits, they were like maps of the world, horrible f***ing things! Anyway it came the time she asked me to sook on them and I said "och alright but you'll have to put the light out coz their horrible" didn't go down too well, and it didn't last too long after that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,634 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 i didn,t mean to laugh , please don,t hurt me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 your cocks between my arse and the carpet .... and i was goin like a steam train i told the lads and got the nickname shag pile 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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