haymin 2,465 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 When slipping them a length . I mind years ago I was just getting into the stride lol and and she just started say gogogogogogogogo f**k me it was over in 2 lol . mind another time the bird started shouting you b*****d jimmy you b*****d .what the fucks that a aboot pmsl . Maybe ya had to be there lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f***ing hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 thats the worst ride i ever got.........lol i enjoyed it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Aye righto...ir ye in yet maybe... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Aye righto...ir ye in yet maybe... Ok that was ma dream one................. "Dinny get it in ma hair".... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... ya must have been pissed and tryin the other hole Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 your the fooking best ......................i know , i know........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fill it !!!!!!!!"......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Aye righto...ir ye in yet maybe... Ok that was ma dream one................. "Dinny get it in ma hair".... I mind goin out wi a bird she went for a night oot and came back wi come in her hair lol I said where ya been she said Susan's lol I rang the taxi up and said my girlfriend has just been dropped of and she's lost her chain I said where did ya pick her up from he gave me the address lol say no more and she was oot the next day lol brilliant 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Mind tell me whe...........aww yooou b*****d!!" "try the top drawer"...... "Wish ma pal was here as well.............".. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Aye,, ah`ll marry yeh ! ffs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 have you took precautions.....? yes i've tied my feet to the bedstead 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted May 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "Mind tell me whe...........aww yooou b*****d!!" "try the top drawer"...... "Wish ma pal was here as well.............".. you b*****d lab you b*****d pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 "f*****g hell thats no gonny fit!!!!"......... Was she talking your big ginger bonce through the door?............ "Oh RM your tits are bigger than mine"............. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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