RossM 8,149 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I used to pull their shorts down when they backed into me on corners ! Lol lol I had a lad nip my bollock while trying to shield the ball so I rammed my finger to the second knuckle right up his arsehole!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,171 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Haha nice one lads, all the old tricks... One of my mates dads trained us up until under 15's and he would tell us "when your jumping get your elbows out early", " strikers always back onto the defender make sure you step on their toes" etc, a lot of us lads have played together right up to recently and a group of us were in men's football from under 15's, we'd play Western League on Saturday and U17's on the Sunday.... I remember my first away trip on the coach we were playing a side in Bristol ( about 75 miles from here), it was good standard , the drink was out on the way back and at 15, 3 cans of special vat cider had me spewing beside the driver lol I started as a forward, but didn't score enough, came back into midfield and that's where I stayed. I was box to box and would run most people into the ground....... If I'm against someone like me at 25 on sat I'm fcked lol.... I loved it started getting exited on Friday about the game, thinking about it and after was great too, there's something about a decent football club...I played football with my best mates since school, and made a load more playing... Some good stories lads, Cheers Kev Edited March 20, 2013 by NEWKID Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Banter 1,751 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 feck im only 46 an i havnt peaked yet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Pre season friendlys away were always a hoot, I remember I almost caused a riot when I took a keeper clean out and the fans and players were going daft, long ball never getting there across the park thought "if I'm no getting the ball I'm getting something"...... Never even got booked! Did you ever cut the toes of your team mates socks for a laugh? Or split a chilli and rub it in the inside of their pants cause you can smell deep heat a mile away? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,627 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 enjoy the game mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,171 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Cheers jjm Rm2508 One away match, we had the local paper there taking photos all the rest of it, he took a team pic before the game and went along asking our names for the pic to be printed, every one of us gave a false name..... One of my mates came out with chevlenko milosivic, the bloke says can you spell it for me and without a breath it came out perfectly, where the hell that came from I'll never know.... He's called Simon lol.... The pic was printed with all our names false underneath... One of the lads used to work for a brewery, some of our away games in the western league were 2 plus hours away, he'd bring cool boxes full of beer, that would double up as a card table at the back of the bus for the 3 card brag school... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Remember getting my mate sent off, can't remember the ins and outs, was something like if we won the game we won the league, if we drew it went to the last game and if we lost we couldn't win it, we were up 1-0 they equalised in the 92nd minute and I remember asking the ref how long, "take centre son and that's it" centre taking we lost possession and they were going up the park, ref all the time running along, "play on!" they played a through ball and our defence spot on stepped forward and their player was an easy 3 yards off, ref still waving "on you go!" one on one with the goalie and the lad put it away, me; "you cheating auld c**t!!" he spins round looks right at me, points at my mate, "YOU! come here!!" second yellow off ye go!! still talk about it to this day! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 You'll be fine ! I'm far too girlie to play football, but I'm 34 and run marathons. You'll love it once you are out there. Enjoy Hell I ran in the World Veteran Cross Country Champs when I was 45 , nice to see another runner on here 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,171 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) You'll be fine ! I'm far too girlie to play football, but I'm 34 and run marathons. You'll love it once you are out there. Enjoy Hell I ran in the World Veteran Cross Country Champs when I was 45 , nice to see another runner on here Nice one mate, great dedication... A good mate of mine who works with me is in Spain this week competing in the European athletic masters, he's just won Exeters sports personality of the year because he came third in last years, which was in Iceland... He competes every weekend and trains most days I think he's 43 now, it was his birthday last Friday... Very dedicated man.. Edited to say his son was nominated for junior sports personality, he throws the javelin for Exeter Harriers... Edited March 21, 2013 by NEWKID 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 You'll be fine ! I'm far too girlie to play football, but I'm 34 and run marathons. You'll love it once you are out there. Enjoy Hell I ran in the World Veteran Cross Country Champs when I was 45 , nice to see another runner on here Nice one mate, great dedication... A good mate of mine who works with me is in Spain this week competing in the European athletic masters, he's just one Exeters sports personality of the year because he came third in last years, which was in Iceland... He competes every weekend and trains most days I think he's 43 now, it was his birthday last Friday... Very dedicated man.. Edited to say his son was nominated for junior sports personality, he throws the javelin for Exeter Harriers... Kinda strange really as I rate Exeter Chiefs as probably the best rugby club in the UK at the mo. You back your son 100%, he'll be fine, just like you my friend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,171 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 You'll be fine ! I'm far too girlie to play football, but I'm 34 and run marathons. You'll love it once you are out there. Enjoy Hell I ran in the World Veteran Cross Country Champs when I was 45 , nice to see another runner on here Nice one mate, great dedication... A good mate of mine who works with me is in Spain this week competing in the European athletic masters, he's just one Exeters sports personality of the year because he came third in last years, which was in Iceland... He competes every weekend and trains most days I think he's 43 now, it was his birthday last Friday... Very dedicated man..Edited to say his son was nominated for junior sports personality, he throws the javelin for Exeter Harriers... Kinda strange really as I rate Exeter Chiefs as probably the best rugby club in the UK at the mo. You back your son 100%, he'll be fine, just like you my friend It's a good day out up the chiefs mate, good atmosphere and they always have a good do afterwards with decent live music... If your ever down for a game let me know, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 thank you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Mate of mine plays prop for the chiefs chris budgen ......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,171 Posted March 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 Games off gutted, hasn't stopped raining for days.... Off up the moor with the dogs.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted March 23, 2013 Report Share Posted March 23, 2013 That's a shame - hope they can get it played soon. Weather is just odd at the moment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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