haymin 2,465 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 how has the village spastic got a lass when he tells jokes like this? No justice. You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler .....Nope she is very nice actually......... takes her own knickers down eye with a chisel and hammer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... lol she's worth it then perfect Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... yeah feckin square sausage.. and i'll bet she had to pay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 I paid ya c**ts............if she wants to go back there she can f***ing pay next time....6.95 for half a breakfast...very near died!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12?? Its a tin of juice no a f***ing 10p mix up!!.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 got to give you that i do alot of work in scotland not had a bad brekkie yet, but they do get told i'm not on a diet......lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12?? Its a tin of juice no a f***ing 10p mix up!!.. Well for starters it's a carton not a tin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... Tin of juice? Is she 12?? Its a tin of juice no a f***ing 10p mix up!!.. Well for starters it's a carton not a tin Well when you come up to Scotland all send you into a shop and you can ask for a carton of Irn Bru and see what you get. I'm guessing.."f**k off ya little English c**t!!"... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 got to give you that i do alot of work in scotland not had a bad brekkie yet, but they do get told i'm not on a diet......lol Aye so ye keep saying....still waiting on ma heating getting fixed.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 she's probably attracted to your back to nature appearance the fact you have an apple tree and keep chickens and dont use mod cons like the heating your probably just a case study for her phsycology class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 kinross is rather posh she has prob been used to eating out in champanies lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging bitch then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 another 2 month youl be inn heart break hotel again lol pump and dump I tell ya pump and dump lol Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... So basically a fat minging bitch then .......if she took you for a fry up she better have some f***ing money on here anyway.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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