Meanwhile Outside The Palace

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,534]

Feck me what was Fellman doing there as the witness lol ......

 

 

Yes!!!!! thats what I thought instantly....Hes some stick on here tonight

[WILF 51,128]

 

If I had been a guardsman I would have run him through just for the craic

THe thought of you Tik tokking over the square chewing gum Before remembering your laces were tied together , falling flat and Negligently discharging your musket into a group of Japanese tourists all on national television makes me Physically cringe...

 

You would have had a clutcher running towards him anyway and some St. Johns Ambulance Cretin resembling Nanny from Count Duckula would have stretchered you off while your Gas mask saves your face from national humiliation... You f***ing LUNCH

You absolute idiot, this from a man who's sum total of military experience is doing a couple of buckshee Duke Of Endinborugh award type climbs up,some Scottish hills that you had been mini bused to the foot of dressed like an advert for Man At Millets.

Then being taken to a big warm tent in a forest so you can play at being targets for the local brAnch of the TA

It's too embarrassing for words you complete buffoon

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,534]

 

 

If I had been a guardsman I would have run him through just for the craic

THe thought of you Tik tokking over the square chewing gum Before remembering your laces were tied together , falling flat and Negligently discharging your musket into a group of Japanese tourists all on national television makes me Physically cringe...

 

You would have had a clutcher running towards him anyway and some St. Johns Ambulance Cretin resembling Nanny from Count Duckula would have stretchered you off while your Gas mask saves your face from national humiliation... You f***ing LUNCH

You absolute idiot, this from a man who's sum total of military experience is doing a couple of buckshee Duke Of Endinborugh award type climbs up,some Scottish hills that you had been mini bused to the foot of dressed like an advert for Man At Millets.

Then being taken to a big warm tent in a forest so you can play at being targets for the local brAnch of the TA

It's too embarrassing for words you complete buffoon

 

 

Listen to me you rinse, You idea of being in combat is a behind tackle on some spice boy from Basildon left winger then an hour later shaking hands with him to keep you on track for the leagues fairplay award you absolute Patrice Muamba

[WILF 51,128]

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I had been a guardsman I would have run him through just for the craic

 

THe thought of you Tik tokking over the square chewing gum Before remembering your laces were tied together , falling flat and Negligently discharging your musket into a group of Japanese tourists all on national television makes me Physically cringe...

 

You would have had a clutcher running towards him anyway and some St. Johns Ambulance Cretin resembling Nanny from Count Duckula would have stretchered you off while your Gas mask saves your face from national humiliation... You f***ing LUNCH

You absolute idiot, this from a man who's sum total of military experience is doing a couple of buckshee Duke Of Endinborugh award type climbs up,some Scottish hills that you had been mini bused to the foot of dressed like an advert for Man At Millets.

Then being taken to a big warm tent in a forest so you can play at being targets for the local brAnch of the TA

It's too embarrassing for words you complete buffoon

 

 

 

Listen to me you rinse, You idea of being in combat is a behind tackle on some spice boy from Basildon left winger then an hour later shaking hands with him to keep you on track for the leagues fairplay award you absolute Patrice Muamba

What a fringe, the only thing you have ever given cold steel is your thumb when attempting to make a ham sandwhich without a 6 day course, full brief and set of instructions from your Sgt and the help of 10 of your melt squad.

The thought of you lot protecting my safety is akin to knowing that the if it all kicks off, the billy smart clowns will be charging into action armed with buckets full of confetti, a flower that squirts water and big shoes but just as they get there, all the doors and wheels fall off your armoured chariot!!

[BOLSTER 808]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaha

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,534]

Listen in

 

now Weve had this conversation manys a time WIMP, In reality You were so dumbstruck that you couldnt hack it in the careers office, Piss filled your pants while in the waiting room as your bladder caved in with terror looking at the pictures of Airborne Skygods gazing menacingly fom the walls , Suddenly the idea of being a slop jockey in mess tin repair troop didnt seem so appealling did it? Therefore you failed your barb test on more levels than the twin towers and were the final concientious objector of the century....And went on to be a Bovril taster for the ICF you f***ing excuse

[WILF 51,128]

Listen in

 

now Weve had this conversation manys a time WIMP, In reality You were so dumbstruck that you couldnt hack it in the careers office, Piss filled your pants while in the waiting room as your bladder caved in with terror looking at the pictures of Airborne Skygods gazing menacingly fom the walls , Suddenly the idea of being a slop jockey in mess tin repair troop didnt seem so appealling did it? Therefore you failed your barb test on more levels than the twin towers and were the final concientious objector of the century....And went on to be a Bovril taster for the ICF you f***ing excuse

Are you for,f***ing real,

Buying a combat jacket 4 sizes too big for your meagre frame and watching " a bridge too far" over and over again on the telly dose not make you a paratrooper you corporal nil.

I would come down there and leave your whole barracks looking like a road accident !! X

[dytkos 17,979]

You pair of fannies

 

Cheers, D.

[scothunter 12,609]

oh dear lol

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,534]

When I come to Essex, Its like Thor arriving from Aesgard you absolute crompton, Ive pushed bigger chumps out of the way to get into a fight

[TUFFTY 1,484]

When I come to Essex, Its like Thor arriving from Aesgard you absolute crompton, Ive pushed bigger chumps out of the way to get into a fight

 

[WILF 51,128]

When I come to Essex, Its like Thor arriving from Aesgard you absolute crompton, Ive pushed bigger chumps out of the way to get into a fight

Are you living in a f***ing dreamworld, without my protection the local 14 year olds would make mince of you, you utter air soft commando.

[TUFFTY 1,484]

The stiffmeister has been drinking to much hoffmeister.

[Born Hunter 17,960]

When I come to Essex, Its like Thor arriving from Aesgard you absolute crompton, Ive pushed bigger chumps out of the way to get into a fight

 

f**k me, this is comedy!

 

"airborne skygods"