davyt63

[lighthunter 81]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

[lighthunter 81]

the banter is top class lad,but lets get back to this thread,only 9 lads no the TRUTH, me'davy,wurz,andyz,kev,mike,gary and aron,and of course the main man[pil] all i will say i, ITS ALL GONE QUITE IN OXFORD.

I see I still got the monkey on me back but that ain't gonna be for long be prepared to be shrugged off on the coarse on Sunday :laugh:

Whilst you were at old downs changing scopes and twiddling turrets I went off and entered the CSFTA hft comp down near Portsmouth . The comp consisted of 20 targets but you had to knock them down from two different pegs per target so a maximum of points to which managed 67 . Considering the half covered kill zones and all the obstacles in the way to the target I didn't think that was a bad score for the first time .

On getting home and after a short nap I was greeted by my lovely wife and my three gorgeous kids which had returned from a jaunt "oop north" so forgive me for not getting on the forum and not replying to your nonsense :laugh:

what the feck has that post got to do with you thread,lol.stop changing the subject????you can run but you CANT HIDE.haha.

[PIL 7]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh:

[lighthunter 81]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh:

at least i have a pair of bollox,now hurry back to the washing up,ha,ha.see you sunday'IF YOUR ALOUD.lol.

[PIL 7]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh:

at least i have a pair of bollox,now hurry back to the washing up,ha,ha.see you sunday'IF YOUR ALOUD.lol.

I hope you got that scope sorted cus your going down buddy :laugh:

[andyfr1968 772]

I've still no idea what the threads really about.......

[lighthunter 81]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

chaz , you talk some bollox :laugh: and fancy charging your best mate :laugh:

at least i have a pair of bollox,now hurry back to the washing up,ha,ha.see you sunday'IF YOUR ALOUD.lol.

I hope you got that scope sorted cus your going down buddy :laugh:

i aint going down on you mate,i aint a FAGGOT.lol.

[PIL 7]

right lads,this is how the story ended,my mate davy got home,the kids ask 'daddy can we have a takeaway 'NO was davys replie,why not ask the kids,BECAUSE IME SKINT'replied davy.on saying this davys boy was so upset he slipped on th stairs'and hurt his leg,davy being a top dad, 'rushed his boy to the hospital,but being in a panic he got stopped for speeding'a £60 fine and 3 points.his lad was treated at the hospital,luckeley nothing broken,now leaving the house in such a rush'davy forgot to lock his dogs away,one being very nervous'shit in the porch with worry,on arivel back,davy opened the door and slipped on the dog shit'hence not only going down and smashing his head on the floor,his size 10 boot went straight through the kitchen door,another £110 for a carpenter to suppley and fix a new door.davy awoke in the morning with his head still hurting'so he could not go to work,another £200 lost.the moral OF THIS STORY IS,[PIL] you owe my mate £370.HA,HA.LOL.

you should get a job at the BBC presenting Jackonory you story tella you :laugh:

[lighthunter 81]

I've still no idea what the threads really about.......

hi andy,we 9 lads could all tell the true STORY,but we are waiting for steve[pil] to GROW A PAIR.lol.so i rekon we should HOUND HIM,till he gives the true account.hope you are well bud,aint seen you for a few years now,we miss you round the camp fire with your CHEAP lager.lol.

[PIL 7]

I've still no idea what the threads really about.......

hi andy,we 9 lads could all tell the true STORY,but we are waiting for steve[pil] to GROW A PAIR.lol.so i rekon we should HOUND HIM,till he gives the true account.hope you are well bud,aint seen you for a few years now,we miss you round the camp fire with your CHEAP lager.lol.

:laugh:

[lighthunter 81]

I've still no idea what the threads really about.......

hi andy,we 9 lads could all tell the true STORY,but we are waiting for steve[pil] to GROW A PAIR.lol.so i rekon we should HOUND HIM,till he gives the true account.hope you are well bud,aint seen you for a few years now,we miss you round the camp fire with your CHEAP lager.lol.

:laugh:

ime borded with this thread now,steve i hope you get your wish for xmas,a pair of fecking bollox.ha,ha.

[PIL 7]

Chaz. You sold your tv for beer tokens again I've never seen you put so many posts to a thread in one night :laugh: now we know where you got your £50 note :laugh:

[Daz 7 563]

I sussed what all this is about

 

The Southern Shandy Drinking Monkeys are arguing who's round it is and which make up to wear. :air_kiss:

 

atvb Daz 7 " Non Jessie"

[risingfriend 1,042]

9 of us.......................southern as well. i make that PIMMS O'CLOCK oh and would you like STELLA CHASERS WITH THAT LADS

[PIL 7]

9 of us.......................southern as well. i make that PIMMS O'CLOCK oh and would you like STELLA CHASERS WITH THAT LADS

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