one for the women to read/ show your girlfriends or wives

[The Seeker 3,048]

Quality...................when i get a girlfriend i'll show her this...

:laugh:

 

Might be some time!

Saved in "Documents"...........

 

:laugh:

[MoChara 1,600]

I will be searching google today for the mens version of this

[walshie 2,804]

I will be searching google today for the mens version of this

 

There is no mens version of this. No point!

[MoChara 1,600]

I will be searching google today for the mens version of this

 

There is no mens version of this. No point!

O i will find something.................................. I promise

[MoChara 1,600]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

Edited September 14, 2012 by MoChara

[walshie 2,804]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

Is that English? None of it seems to make sense. Not that it matters.

[MoChara 1,600]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

Is that English? None of it seems to make sense. Not that it matters.

Walshie im so sorry to tell you this..............

 

but, i have just been informed that you havnt pleased any of the sexual partners you have had over the last ____ years.

I have been told to tell you, if you do not abide by the rules stated above you will be celibate for the rest of your life.

 

Regards,

all your past and present women.

 

 

 

:laugh:

[storm323 191]

Great advice for the women lol

[Lab 10,979]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

I wrote that years ago...............

[The Seeker 3,048]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

Very strange theory.....

 

That would put an end to the most enjoyable game of "Rodeo Sex"

 

This is the one where you take her from behind, grab the back of her hair call her by a different name and then see how long you can stay on

[South hams hunter 8,888]

Seeker you got it wrong, stick a finger in her ass dry and when she says take it out you say your sister never says that

[Chid 6,383]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

reported for ruining a good thread

[MoChara 1,600]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

reported for ruining a good thread

:cray: your sooooo mean :cray:

[walshie 2,804]

This is just for starters, havnt found a good one yet

 

 

There are a number of easy-to-follow sex rules for men that will help you better your sex life. Men and women have been getting busy for all of history, and over that time there are some unwritten rules for each different gender that have evolved. Following these rules will make you a better lover and make your partners appreciate you more.

 

 

1. Keep the play in foreplay. Men have a bad reputation for going from the front door to in between her legs as fast they can. One of the key sex rules for men is to take things slow and make sure to warm her up before things get really serious. Spending time kissing her, stroking her, caressing her and more will make sure that she feels like you are excited about being with her, and not just excited about being with someone.
    
   
2. No means no. The notion that a woman is just playing coy and wants to be pursued is no longer in fashion. You may have to pursue a woman to get her to go out with you, but once you in an intimate moment if she decides for whatever reason to roll up the red carpet and shut the blinds, you should not push the issue. Not only will you come across as an ass, you could end up in jail if you take things too far. An important sex rule for men is that no means no.
    
   
3. Last longer. No woman wants a guy who is done in a matter of seconds. A sex rule for men is to make the love making last as long as possible. To do this, you need to get yourself in good cardio shape, so you can ride and ride and rider her some more. In addition, you need to condition yourself so that you’re not getting off too soon. One of the best ways to do that is to practice through masturbation.
    
   
4. Take care of her first. An important sex rule for men is to make sure that she gets satisfied before you do. To be a good lover, you must be an unselfish lover. If your partner feels like you’re just in it for your own satisfaction, she is not going to be happy, and is likely not going to be back in your bed. However, if you take the time to take care of her needs, she will be very appreciative and will generously reward you.
    
   
5. Don’t come and go. We’ve already told you that you need to spend extra time with her before actually getting it on—another important sex rule for men is to spend time with her after as well. If as soon as you’ve gotten your jollies you put on your pants and head for the door, she is going to feel used and disappointed. Spend some time cuddling with her, holding her, and telling her how much you enjoyed your time together.
   

 

reported for ruining a good thread

:cray: your sooooo mean :cray:

 

Reported for using the female tears routine.

[STAFFY poacher 90]

Quality...................when i get a girlfriend i'll show her this...

:laugh:

lab your on the ball with the posts today lad