paulus 26 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 was in the van driving down the lane to take the mutts for a run and i drove through 2 massive swarms of honey bees the windscreen was covered in heads and wings, very strange Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 i went to a pet shop the other day and asked about buying a wasp he said dont sell them mate i said theirs one in the window 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 i went to a pet shop the other day and asked about buying a wasp he said dont sell them mate i said theirs one in the window fool :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 i went to a pet shop the other day and asked about buying a wasp he said dont sell them mate i said theirs one in the window fool :laugh: :laugh: na a lad on here seen the same thing the other day when walking through the woods he could hear the buzzing noise and looked up he said there was thousands flying around a hollow but they werent there the next day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ive barely seen one bee this past two months to be honest I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 john wayne bobbit driving with his missus when she cut his dick off threw it out the window onto another car winscreen carrying 2 nuns 1 nun looked at the other an said havent the wasps got big dicks around hear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ive barely seen one bee this past two months to be honest I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me isnt their a project going on were the goverment are trying to get schools and colleges plus inner city people to house bees on roof tops because of te decline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me I bet the poor fecking bee wasn't overly keen on you either! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ive barely seen one bee this past two months to be honest I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me isnt their a project going on were the goverment are trying to get schools and colleges plus inner city people to house bees on roof tops because of te decline Haven't a clue - must be the weather or eles i just haven't been noticing them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me I bet the poor fecking bee wasn't overly keen on you either! Very funny "Mal" lol.. Nah it wasnt good at all, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Ive barely seen one bee this past two months to be honest I dislike them anyway - because i sat on one, stung the bum cheek off me isnt their a project going on were the goverment are trying to get schools and colleges plus inner city people to house bees on roof tops because of te decline Haven't a clue - must be the weather or eles i just haven't been noticing them found this http://beedetective.bz/?p=443 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 (edited) i went to a pet shop the other day and asked about buying a wasp he said dont sell them mate i said theirs one in the window Used to do same in cake shops lol Also went in chip shop just before closing and asked if he had any chips left,when he said yes,I said well you shouldn't have cooked so many then ,pmsl Edited July 17, 2012 by forest of dean redneck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 a farmer rang me last week asking if we'd have a look at a swarm living in his chimney,so me an my mate went down there last sunday morning,we used his cherry picker to get up to the chimney and when i looked down i couldnt believe it,there were millions o the feckers i put my arm in and it came out dripping in clear honey,we managed to bottle about 6 ltrs of clear runny honey,there was loads of the stuff,we opened a hatch on the chimney breast in the cellar and it was running down the fecking chimney,we did clear it all eventually and the bees fecked off,leaving me and my mate with about 12 stings each but for 6ltrs of the finest honey it was worth it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybaltic 308 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 a farmer rang me last week asking if we'd have a look at a swarm living in his chimney,so me an my mate went down there last sunday morning,we used his cherry picker to get up to the chimney and when i looked down i couldnt believe it,there were millions o the feckers i put my arm in and it came out dripping in clear honey,we managed to bottle about 6 ltrs of clear runny honey,there was loads of the stuff,we opened a hatch on the chimney breast in the cellar and it was running down the fecking chimney,we did clear it all eventually and the bees fecked off,leaving me and my mate with about 12 stings each but for 6ltrs of the finest honey it was worth it You must be mad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,865 Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I drove through 1 swarm the other day and a friend of mine who does pest control in a hospital spent half a day following a swarm around the grounds, proper panicing when it went past A+E Iv had loads of calls for bee's this year, pity the locations of some of them prevented me from saving more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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