Malt 379 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Based on an overheard conversation in a Fife chip shop the other day with a pair of fat labs mysteriously tied up outside... "Wha telt ye that?" cried the lab man. "Aye man, aye! It was that accursed fox that gubbed mah pheasants; made a poor pegging lubber oot of wan fae ever and a day!" Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: "Aye, aye! and I'll lay mah snares roond the pens, and roond the overgrown apple tree in mah garden, and roond the hoose, and ah'll chase the wee red c**t aroond perdition's flames before I give him up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Based on an overheard conversation in a Fife chip shop the other day with a pair of fat labs mysteriously tied up outside... "Wha telt ye that?" cried the lab man. "Aye man, aye! It was that accursed fox that gubbed mah pheasants; made a poor pegging lubber oot of wan fae ever and a day!" Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: "Aye, aye! and I'll lay mah snares roond the pens, and roond the overgrown apple tree in mah garden, and roond the hoose, and ah'll chase the wee red c**t aroond perdition's flames before I give him up!" +1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 wonder who the lab owner was (im guessing some overweight ginger tosser) :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 the fecker will die of old age before he gets it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I can see google images of "foxes in snares" getting a hit shortly.................. Very good Malt.................. Sheep shagger!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I can see google images of "foxes in snares" getting a hit shortly.................. Very good Malt.................. Sheep shagger!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 The fox is staying.... nic is very attached to it now, so lab you have to let it stay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 your cats best mate too lab.. You will just have to keep it now... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Sounds like a fairy tale to me, no lead would keep said lab owners obese mutts away from the fryer............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,595 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 :laugh: Only it was a indian calzone shop 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 fancy a fox lab !! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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