Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 that dont happen.... ..... you girls start the ball rolling, then once you've got our full atttention and you know we're reeled in you get off and lay back and take it!!!!!! You aint lived hun....you really havent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I've heard it all before...promises of being eaten alive.....blah blah blah!!!!!! i'd rather have a romantic night in on me own...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I've heard it all before...promises of being eaten alive.....blah blah blah!!!!!! i'd rather have a romantic night in on me own...... Bless....thank god you dont know what ya missing the sad thing is you probably never will Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 read it again I said shag HIM all night as in he lies back and you just bounce up n down til he falls asleep or passes out with exhaustion Bad idea, they then think you like them, and they have the right to move into your 7/8ths of the bed, and you have to start re-traing them all over again I can only be bothered to train twice a year so its birthdays and christmas only MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I've heard it all before...promises of being eaten alive.....blah blah blah!!!!!! i'd rather have a romantic night in on me own...... Bless....thank god you dont know what ya missing the sad thing is you probably never will good thing i'm saving myself for the right women...... i mean woman.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I obviously use the showers afterwards and have been gobsmacked by the number of lads who remove all of their body hair -including the old meat and two veg!! That statement alone has me worried I wonder what the guys in the showers think when you are admiring their shaven dangly bits! Fecking dangerous hobby mate, i would pack this in, right away... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Well any blokes looking like bitches should be worried......puffs....hey that welsh bloke with charlotte church...HOW camp does he look, all shaved up, he looks like a woman... real men, got hair, beer guts, burp, fart, drink lager for fun.....their not ladies!!!!!!!!!!!! What gets me worried is the amount of blokes with these gay highlights and dressing like girls.... now thats f****d up. how gay is that..... Hairy and proud!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 This statement is a little disturbing, but not as desturbing as the one i heard the other day. I WAS TOLD WOMAN HAVE ORGASMS I told my mate to stop talking shite, woman and orgasms, never heard anything so daft in all my life :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 This statement is a little disturbing, but not as desturbing as the one i heard the other day. I WAS TOLD WOMAN HAVE ORGASMS I told my mate to stop talking shite, woman and orgasms, never heard anything so daft in all my life :whistle: next they'll be promising to shag you all night long too........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 cant be doing with body hair off with it all i say ........... Yeah but your bod is a bit too scrummy to be covering it in hair ............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeTheDog 153 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 (edited) Your well taking piss aint ya!!!!!!! not met a guy who can keep up.......oh the first few hours are fine ....after that your exuasted Sounds like you're throwing out a challenge L'bitch.. Edited May 19, 2007 by MikeTheDog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillitt 0 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I think I've misread something.. this is about blokes shaving? you mean other than faces just before court cases and Christmas? That can't be right... I heard a rumour theres something called a 'boyband' or such like where blokes shave, but I can't believe any normal chap would do it.. I mean, razor sharp blades around your nadgers? thats not right.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 WELL people over here in ireland we're only allowed to trim the hedges once the birds have left the nest just to keep them from growing wild personally i like to trim mine back a little before the birds move in...................... just to keep it tidy an all....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 if you had to do all the shagging you'd have a problem too......women, lazy fuckers..... Your well taking piss aint ya!!!!!!! not met a guy who can keep up.......oh the first few hours are fine ....after that your exuasted 1st few HOURS ..........dont be soft woman.........5 minutes and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ .........no self respecting man would attempt HOURS ..........there is dogs to be worked you know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 ..........there is dogs to be worked you know You calling LB a dog.. .. Millet never would........one of the good guys is LB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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