Paid 935 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. I had one, was a moody sod, always sharpening his claws on the furniture and leaving "presents" behind the sofa....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Stoats are too small, i want a trained wolverine to retrieve muntjac to me. I had one, was a moody sod, always sharpening his claws on the furniture and leaving "presents" behind the sofa....... copy cat :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brockdog 285 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 f****n hell can,t believe i,ve read all this shite................................ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 f****n hell can,t believe i,ve read all this shite................................ just another day in the paradise thats the hunting life :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 You can domesticate most wild animals but geting them hunting is a whole different ball game.Almost impossible.When they get the call of the wild. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Has anyone thought of domesticating/training a pike?. I have a dream of training one by slapping it around the face with a photo of the fish i want it to catch, kind of make it mad at that fish!. Then i could gaffer tape it to a skateboard at night so it could whip around the yard guarding the bull cross because those pike have big teeth!. Could it be done? I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike... I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Crack smokin Pterodactyl ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Crack smokin Pterodactyl ? otherwise known as cookie :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 You can domesticate most wild animals but geting them hunting is a whole different ball game.Almost impossible.When they get the call of the wild. Only if you get them very young, preferable still with there eyes shut. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Has anyone thought of domesticating/training a pike?. I have a dream of training one by slapping it around the face with a photo of the fish i want it to catch, kind of make it mad at that fish!. Then i could gaffer tape it to a skateboard at night so it could whip around the yard guarding the bull cross because those pike have big teeth!. Could it be done? I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike... I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh ! To be honest freshwater predators are for beginners, i have a bull shark in the koi pond fitted with a oxygen tank so it can leave the water and devour any trespassers, baboons, hyenas and even the Steven Segal three toed sloth are all raving homos when faced with my 10 foot bull shark. "Demascus" has so far accounted for three betterware salesman, two jehovahs witnesses, a mormon and "Shakma", king of the baboons who thought due to his career as a guard in Cape Town he was the dogs bollocks and thought he could break into my yard for nibble on my gooseberries, big mistake, "Demascus" mullered him before he could say "but im a baboon"............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This is "Demascus" chilling on the lawn whilst i remove a baboons arm from the filter, unfortunately if affected the water quality of the pond and i lost 3 koi............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 This is "Demascus" chilling on the lawn whilst i remove a baboons arm from the filter, unfortunately if affected the water quality of the pond and i lost 3 koi............ aint that hook in the wrong place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Has anyone thought of domesticating/training a pike?. I have a dream of training one by slapping it around the face with a photo of the fish i want it to catch, kind of make it mad at that fish!. Then i could gaffer tape it to a skateboard at night so it could whip around the yard guarding the bull cross because those pike have big teeth!. Could it be done? I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike... I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh ! To be honest freshwater predators are for beginners, i have a bull shark in the koi pond fitted with a oxygen tank so it can leave the water and devour any trespassers, baboons, hyenas and even the Steven Segal three toed sloth are all raving homos when faced with my 10 foot bull shark. "Demascus" has so far accounted for three betterware salesman, two jehovahs witnesses, a mormon and "Shakma", king of the baboons who thought due to his career as a guard in Cape Town he was the dogs bollocks and thought he could break into my yard for nibble on my gooseberries, big mistake, "Demascus" mullered him before he could say "but im a baboon"............. I was believing that until your last line...you make out like it sneaked up on the Baboon..............when we all know that would be bollocks cause everytime a shark tries to sneak up on anyone this happens.Unless it was deaf Baboon?...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jessdale 416 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Has anyone thought of domesticating/training a pike?. I have a dream of training one by slapping it around the face with a photo of the fish i want it to catch, kind of make it mad at that fish!. Then i could gaffer tape it to a skateboard at night so it could whip around the yard guarding the bull cross because those pike have big teeth!. Could it be done? I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike... I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh ! To be honest freshwater predators are for beginners, i have a bull shark in the koi pond fitted with a oxygen tank so it can leave the water and devour any trespassers, baboons, hyenas and even the Steven Segal three toed sloth are all raving homos when faced with my 10 foot bull shark. "Demascus" has so far accounted for three betterware salesman, two jehovahs witnesses, a mormon and "Shakma", king of the baboons who thought due to his career as a guard in Cape Town he was the dogs bollocks and thought he could break into my yard for nibble on my gooseberries, big mistake, "Demascus" mullered him before he could say "but im a baboon"............. What a load of utter bollocks!. You dont half spout some rubbish!. Time after time you abuse your position of moderator to come on here and ruin a thread with your lies and shit. I, for one, am sick of it!. Do you HONESTLY think we believe that baboons eat gooseberries???!!!. Grow up! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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