bob.243 9,545 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 (edited) At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. Edited April 13, 2012 by bob.243 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 At first I thought this was funny... Then I realised the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Heating Tax Lighting Tax Cooking Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Mortgage Tax and his pension Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Prescription Drug Tax Real Estate Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells Telephone Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Workers Compensation Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the Hell happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges. And we all know what we think of Bankers. v good post...wish more people would just start waking up.......AND WE THE MAJORITY do fcuk all about it .... more interseted in what happened in a match or on the fcuking stupid HYPNOSIS BOX (tv)..... but i think people are finally waking up to these bunch of THIEVES...LIARS .... THEY WANA SORT OUT THE MESS THAY HAVE LEFT THERE OWN COUNTRYS IN ie... USA ENG...... instead of going into other countrys and bullying them...spending billions on war.... and then saying its for the good of the WORLD... ha dont get me started on them lol lol .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 atleast they havent caught up with germany yet and indroduced a DOG TAX id be fc ked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I bet there wasn't so many ways to claim benefits 100 years ago, or people suing and claiming for everything. Or so many public sector workers doing f**k all to benefit anyone 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,909 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. Just because two things coincide does not imply cause and effect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Thanks for f'ckin depressing everyone on a Friday!!! :cray: :cray: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybaltic 308 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 I was in a good mood, till i read that, it was true thou, make's you think.{for a change} Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.