PlasticJock 539 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 So I'm on the phone about 5 minutes ago, and got a bit upset when someone knocked on the door and disturbed me. Turns out it was TV licensing... - ''Hi mate, we're from TV Licensing... Are you the occupier here currently?'' ''Yes, but as you can see I'm on the phone mate...'' - ''Oh it will only take two minutes.'' ''Am I under caution?'' - ''No'' ''Bye...'' They didn't like the door being shut in their face, anymore than I like being told 'It will only take two minutes' when I've got better things to do. Anyone else had these limpets act as if they have some sort of special powers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,913 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 :laugh: The last one to visit me didn't like my greyhounds jumping up, so he wrote down I didn't have a tv and buggered off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 :laugh: The last one to visit me didn't like my greyhounds jumping up, so he wrote down I didn't have a tv and buggered off I've got a rotty that I shut in the living room when the door goes, I might have to stop doing that from now on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 i had jehovahs witnesses land at the door one day while i was in middle of butchering a couple of carcasses, i landed at door wearing a bloody apron, they gave me a leaflet and scarpered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,913 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 :laugh: The last one to visit me didn't like my greyhounds jumping up, so he wrote down I didn't have a tv and buggered off I've got a rotty that I shut in the living room when the door goes, I might have to stop doing that from now on :laugh: The best of it is that mine are just pests for getting stroked they wouldn't dare bite a human as they are too soft . I could of had the bully at mine but I don't think the bloke would of got a chance to leave in his uniform Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 The thing is, I don't mind anyone knocking the door but the arrogance in some people is amazing. When I went to shut the door I could swear he turned slightly as if he was going to stop me from closing it, lucky he didn't as I'm not in the mood after a hard days work and think that would have been it for him Felt sorry for the girl behind him, obviously shadowing him as she was new, but I didn't swear and wasn't rude so f**k 'em lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,330 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 i had jehovahs witnesses land at the door one day while i was in middle of butchering a couple of carcasses, i landed at door wearing a bloody apron, they gave me a leaflet and scarpered i had them few years back,,, the gezzer was wearing i very light coloured suit,, i was round the back with the dogs,,,, tara is a c**t for jumping up folk,,, should have seen his suit, muddy prints evrywhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skinner 348 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 i got a knock on door and it was a woman , i am collecting for the cats home would you like to donate something please.yes i certenly would i like to do my share for the cats,your so kind said the lady and thank you ,so of i went and fetched her a bucket of water and she was not pleased 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LolaPat 49 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 i got a knock on door and it was a woman , i am collecting for the cats home would you like to donate something please.yes i certenly would i like to do my share for the cats,your so kind said the lady and thank you ,so of i went and fetched her a bucket of water and she was not pleased :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin 193 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 apparently you can go online and declare you dont have a tv and they leave you alone for two years :whistling: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,913 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 apparently you can go online and declare you dont have a tv and they leave you alone for two years :whistling: You won't have any electrical stuff when you get your shed in the woods :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 I had the same here one day...........a guy pulled up outside and i knew he was from the tv license place so i quickly hid the tv. He chapped on the door and right enough thats exactly what he was here for. He asked to see my tv and i politely told him i didnt have one. He asked me to step outside my house and he pointed to my roof and said "whats that?"......i said "an ariel!!".............he said "Well you must have a tv then!" I asked him to follow me in the house and into my kitchen, i opened up the fridge and said "whats that?".........he said "A pint of milk..".............i said "Aye but av no got a f*****g coo, now beat it!!!"....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin 193 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Once had a knock from world wildlife fund trying to raise money to save the polar bears, at the time i had my own business, i pointed to my merc sprinter van and the 4.2 XJ6 and said "does it look like i give a f**k about the polar bears" then shut the door, Karma truly bit now cos i have to get the bus everywhere till i get my license back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marvin 193 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 apparently you can go online and declare you dont have a tv and they leave you alone for two years :whistling: You won't have any electrical stuff when you get your shed in the woods :laugh: I dont have a tv in the living room at all as i cant stand the shite they put on i would rather read and do the stuff that wouldnt get done if i had a tv............................. yup search for porn on the net lol on the plus i think i may be getting half an allotment soon as my mates missus cant handle it all...... oooh matron Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BEARINATOR 2,913 Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 apparently you can go online and declare you dont have a tv and they leave you alone for two years :whistling: You won't have any electrical stuff when you get your shed in the woods :laugh: I dont have a tv in the living room at all as i cant stand the shite they put on i would rather read and do the stuff that wouldnt get done if i had a tv............................. yup search for porn on the net lol on the plus i think i may be getting half an allotment soon as my mates missus cant handle it all...... oooh matron Same as me with the tv , I have my porn on dvd though . Good luck with the allotment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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