dougall 98 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 working in neil lennons new house and putting a bag of mackerel under his floorboards lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Once went on holiday with a fat tattooed barmaid, had a blazing row with her, went back to the room and pissed in her suitcase, now I know there will be those who would cringe at going on holiday with a fat bird, but hey she paid and it was all inclusive lol Made me laugh because, people might cringe at you for going on a hols with a fat bird, rather than you pissing in her suitcase! But hey - it was all inclusive Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Big ass titties oh and buying a lurcher puppy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiebop 125 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 working in neil lennons new house and putting a bag of mackerel under his floorboards lol Did you work for Big Al,westend the one with Rooftop garden ?mackerel would be the least of his worries... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) porridge with a splash of honey oh and a good toe curler !!! Edited February 28, 2012 by mickmck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
royal lazy boy 42 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 i shagged a fat bird once ,well more than one and more than once,im not exagarating when i say i had to physicaly lift a roll of flab because it was covering her fanny nice one icey lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 choking a darkie after a long wait Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) rangers thread 'Sake, I was gonna say that Pops into my head every now and then during the day and gives me a giggle. Edited February 28, 2012 by JohnGalway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 tb's the next face book victim 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted February 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 thats cruel duncan, very cruel kicking a man when hes down and thinking about fat birds.i did know a bloke who pulled a fat bird had a crap in the morning(in the toilet) no toilet paper so he wiped his arse on the curtains Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Sorry darkie, who was this bloke you knew? See him often - like in the mirror? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
royal lazy boy 42 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 thats cruel duncan, very cruel kicking a man when hes down and thinking about fat birds.i did know a bloke who pulled a fat bird had a crap in the morning(in the toilet) no toilet paper so he wiped his arse on the curtains Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,308 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Pissing on my ex bosses sauna coals the day i jacked kanny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 LOL I used to piss in my bosses coffee as often as I could get the chance. He was a total dick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Met 5 Welsh lads in Spain years ago and they were trying hard to shift this Essex bird...she says to them, the 5 of you can shag me, but the last one on has to lick me out before he gets a shag....they drew straws, and then did it....and the last bloke licked her out and then shagged her.....everytime I think of it now, I burst up laughing....dirty baisturds, confirmed kill too, I watched..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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