toffee 76 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Lab I can't believe you parked up on the dog's foot Lucky escape that! He said he was a good driver 2 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Lab I can't believe you parked up on the dog's foot Lucky escape that! He said he was a good driver 2 :laugh: The dog lived didnt it............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toffee 76 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 I'm always prepared when i go out alone,always take waterproofed wet and warm kit,spare knife a days food and water and 2 mobiles on different networks. It's too easy to break an ankle or get stuck to go out unprepared. FFS....i hope you and Cold Ethyl dont go out for a days hunting cause you'll need a f*****g mini bus for all your gear................. leave the 4x4 at home and walk next time you go shooting,the kit i listed only weighs about 40 pounds you lazy f****r. I'm always prepared when i go out alone,always take waterproofed wet and warm kit,spare knife a days food and water and 2 mobiles on different networks. It's too easy to break an ankle or get stuck to go out unprepared. FFS....i hope you and Cold Ethyl dont go out for a days hunting cause you'll need a f*****g mini bus for all your gear................. leave the 4x4 at home and walk next time you go shooting,the kit i listed only weighs about 40 pounds you lazy f****r. I'm afraid i need a 4x4 for the vast amount of game i am working with ...............And lets face it the only reason you take two phones with you is so you could phone yourself and pretend you have a friend...... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 My lurcher ran flat out into a metal gate one night after a rabbit. I heard an almighty CLANG!! followed a muffled yelp & thought the worst. By the time I ran over he'd pushed on under the gate and was half way across the next field still after the rabbit! Dull f****r jumped head first straight into the top bar of another gate later on that night too with the same sort of result.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blan89 159 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) I'm always prepared when i go out alone,always take waterproofed wet and warm kit,spare knife a days food and water and 2 mobiles on different networks. It's too easy to break an ankle or get stuck to go out unprepared. FFS....i hope you and Cold Ethyl dont go out for a days hunting cause you'll need a f*****g mini bus for all your gear................. leave the 4x4 at home and walk next time you go shooting,the kit i listed only weighs about 40 pounds you lazy f****r. I'm always prepared when i go out alone,always take waterproofed wet and warm kit,spare knife a days food and water and 2 mobiles on different networks. It's too easy to break an ankle or get stuck to go out unprepared. FFS....i hope you and Cold Ethyl dont go out for a days hunting cause you'll need a f*****g mini bus for all your gear................. leave the 4x4 at home and walk next time you go shooting,the kit i listed only weighs about 40 pounds you lazy f****r. I'm afraid i need a 4x4 for the vast amount of poultry i am working with ...............And lets face it the only reason you take two phones with you is so you could phone yourself and pretend you have a friend...... it gets lonely poaching these estates lab,need a motivational speech now and them just to carry on. Edited December 27, 2011 by blan89 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted December 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Mine did that lamping one night Malt - head on in the dark, right into a kissing gate. Would've knocked me out cold but he just carried on - and missed the rabbit, of course. You wonder sometimes why they say it's only cats what have 9 lives 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toffee 76 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 My lurcher ran flat out into a metal gate one night after a rabbit. I heard an almighty CLANG!! followed a muffled yelp & thought the worst. By the time I ran over he'd pushed on under the gate and was half way across the next field still after the rabbit! Dull f****r jumped head first straight into the top bar of another gate later on that night too with the same sort of result.. ma daft bitch likes the top bar on gates,shell reapetedly bash here head till she can be bothered to put some effort into it,,then just gets on way it :angel: :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philkemp 50 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 I kno the exact place your on about LG but it is still a very unusual place for a dog to get stuck! Hope he's ok but looks like our mission tommorow we ferrets is a no go as my dogs fecked aswell n need a dog we us to be honest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
staffs riffraff 1,068 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) Don't tell me about accidents lol. Only 2 times I ain't took my phone out and both on my own first was taking young lurcher out with lurcher1 greyhound she goes after a rabbit and it heads for a bench goes straight under dog tries it smashes into braking it's leg luckily some guys were working nights on railway and heard the screams. Second time take all dogs out about 3 in morning walking down canal the young bull x runs unto the Greta ribs then ten min later seen her charging towards the lurcher that broke her leg so like a twat a steps in front of her hoping she avoid us but no plights straight into me braking my leg at the knee joint got 7 screws and a plate that was nearly ten weeks and no way near ready to walk unaided best of it was after being stuck in the cold for an hour in agony the dogs wouldn't let no one bear me to help lol Edited December 27, 2011 by staffs riffraff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 mates dog years ago jumped onto a load of farm scrap one night. i will take the noise that dog made to my grave. trully horrendous. mate ran all the way to the farmers house to borrow a 20bore. only thing we could have done,it was impaled through 3 diffrent bits.also seen a grehound bumped at the fist bend and landing in the hare rail.the cable sliced the dogs guts open. no vet and this dog was suffering,my old man laid it to rest with a fence stab. aye its never nice to witness stuff like that.thats why i can never get my head round it,when c**ts do stuff to dogs to feed thier sick minds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mintstick999 485 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 mates dog years ago jumped onto a load of farm scrap one night. i will take the noise that dog made to my grave. trully horrendous. mate ran all the way to the farmers house to borrow a 20bore. only thing we could have done,it was impaled through 3 diffrent bits.also seen a grehound bumped at the fist bend and landing in the hare rail.the cable sliced the dogs guts open. no vet and this dog was suffering,my old man laid it to rest with a fence stab. aye its never nice to witness stuff like that.thats why i can never get my head round it,when c**ts do stuff to dogs to feed thier sick minds. That's sounds horrendous, but you've got to do whats best for the dog at the end of the day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Mobile phones are a waste of time if you are called millet..i was out with ian once and he walked across this beck i followed him but i found the only 5ft deep bit in the fooking field..camera and phone fooked and they was snow on the ground..another time i was trying to cross a stream in flood..i stepped on a rock in the middle while holding the dog lead..all of a sudden the dog decided to try and clear the stream with me stuck in the middle with the lead wrapped round my wrist..needless to say i ended up flat on my back in 2ft of water mobile no2 fooked.. On the dog side of thing's had a dog chase a hare year's ago and the hare went across a 30mph road and under a car and out the other side...the dog ploughed straight into the side of the car..the bloke stopped and got out to check the damaged so i took of in the opposite direction with the dog quickly following me.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 (edited) once in the mid 1980s,i was going lamping and i used to keep my dog in a run on my allotment near a farm,on returning from lamping i did the usual,fed the dog,then locked him up,then i left the plot and clicked the lock shut,then after walkng nearly half way home,which was a couple of miles, i checked my pockets for my house keys i'd left em in the dogs shed so i walked back and because the plot keys were also on it,i had to climb over, the fence was about 8ft,i got on top of it,steadied misel and jumped,little did i know the bottom of my jeans had got stuck ont fence,i just slammed against the fence,stuck upside down by my jeans,i couldnt for the life of me get myself free but luckily the dog could see me from his run and realised i was fooked he started barking and jumping on the mesh like a feckin loon,but the noise made the farmer come and investigate,he was pissin himself i reckon i was there an hour but it would of been longer if it wasnt for the dog Edited December 27, 2011 by craigyboy 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 once in the mid 1980s,i was going lamping and i used to keep my dog in a run on my allotment near a farm,on returning from lamping i did the usual,fed the dog,then locked him up,then i left the plot and clicked the lock shut,then after walikng nearly half way home i checked my pockets for my house keys i'd left em in the dogs shed so i walked back and because the plot keys were also on it,i had to climb over, the fence was about 8ft,i got on top of it,steadied misel and jumped,little did i know the bottom of my jeans had got stuck ont fence,i just slammed against the fence,stuck upside down by my jeans,i couldnt for the life of me get myself free but luckily the dog could see me from his run and realised i was fooked he started barking and jumping on the mesh like a feckin loon,but the noise made the farmer come and investigate,he was pissin himself i reckon i was there an hour but it would of been longer if it wasnt for the dog once in the mid 1980s,i was going lamping and i used to keep my dog in a run on my allotment near a farm,on returning from lamping i did the usual,fed the dog,then locked him up,then i left the plot and clicked the lock shut,then after walikng nearly half way home i checked my pockets for my house keys i'd left em in the dogs shed so i walked back and because the plot keys were also on it,i had to climb over, the fence was about 8ft,i got on top of it,steadied misel and jumped,little did i know the bottom of my jeans had got stuck ont fence,i just slammed against the fence,stuck upside down by my jeans,i couldnt for the life of me get myself free but luckily the dog could see me from his run and realised i was fooked he started barking and jumping on the mesh like a feckin loon,but the noise made the farmer come and investigate,he was pissin himself i reckon i was there an hour but it would of been longer if it wasnt for the dog :laugh: ..Just think mate if that happened today you be right on You Tube before they helped you down..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Had a couple of nightmares,, Out with Whin, and his big dog fell running down a hill on a rabbit,, didn`t look like much,, but the dog twisted it`s gut,, had to carry it 2 miles back to the landy, but it never made it. Other one was my own half cross,, out mooching round a resevior up the Lammermuir hills,, walked over the dam,, an climed through the out flow to head up the hill,, turned round,, no dog,, had a look about but no sign of him at all,, with no little trepidation,, I peeked over the edge of the outflow,, there he was, 40 ft down,, in a DRY rockpool,, heart was in ma mooth like,, daft twat just wagged his tail,, had to go down on rope to lift him out,, passed him over the edge to my mate,, he was covered in blood, but when my mate lifted him out,, he bolted after a rabbit that got up behind us,, lost a toe and cost me 100 bucks,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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