kevin from bristol 95 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 ill start whats the differance between a pitbull and a social worker ? easyer to get your kids back off a pitbull 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,828 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Gordon Brown & Tony B'Liar....................2 jokes for the price of one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaunpauls7 131 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 "So let me get this straight glee is a programme about a black, a chink. a fag and a cripple ? anyone miss Hitler" Atb shaun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 oh dear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 whats the diffrence btween a rabbit and a hare ??? you cant pull a rabbit from your arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 i was in the pub one night when a lad told me he caught 97 hares in a week i continued to listen to his story, later on my pal came in and i said you herd this this lads dog caught 99 hares in a week, the man started shouting and said dont make me out to sound a lier i never said 99 i said 97 you idiot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) I bought a new guard dog yesterday. It's useless, it lets anybody in. f*****g UK border collie. Africans have the best drinking games. Like, "The last one to find water dies"... Edited December 6, 2011 by Ratreeper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaunpauls7 131 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I sell drugs to fat people It sounds better than,"I work at McDonalds." Atb shaun 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 i mated my bitch last night ! my mrs is disgusted 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!" He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 haha i think we all nick jokes from the same site 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 haha i think we all nick jokes from the same site Think so mate In the middle of my prostate exam this morning the doctor went,''Hope you don't mind me asking this but have you ever been penetrated homosexually?'' I went,''Wow..uhhm no doc never.Why?'' He went,''Well you have now'' whilst pulling up his flies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
long dogs 580 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 what do you call a prostitute with no legs? cash & carry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thomps125 49 Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 whilst watchin micheal jacksons funeral when the jackson 5 was pushing the coffin my nan got confused and thought we was watching cool runnings 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevin from bristol 95 Posted December 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 there getting funny now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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