christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) Lab told me he had a girlfriend once Half the lie's lab tell's arnt true Edited November 14, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david brightmore 13 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 travler once told me he seen a ferret kill a dog this lad could talk some shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 My youngest (11) told his class mates he can play the guitar (he can't). Why????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Lab told me he had a girlfriend once Might not be lying, just omitting a vital detail (like, she is inflatable?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) My youngest (11) told his class mates he can play the guitar (he can't). Why????? Cos your a tight fecker wont & pay for him to have lessons Edited November 14, 2011 by christian71 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Lab told me he had a girlfriend once Might not be lying, just omitting a vital detail (like, she is inflatable?) Or has a cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
00taz11 39 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 stabba saying he was on a diet :D :D 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 travler once told me he seen a ferret kill a dog this lad could talk some shit Fcuk me Now that is a goodun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 tb25 shagging some girl he "met" on facebook 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yorkshirehunter 27 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) travler once told me he seen a ferret kill a dog this lad could talk some shit what was the dog a sausage dog or chewowa ??and f**k me must of been some ferert haha on the other hand the dog could of choked on it ha ha Edited November 14, 2011 by yorkshirehunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Cos your a tight fecker wont & pay for him to have lessons Narp! He hasn't asked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
micky 3,325 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 my ferret never kills and you don;t need a locater. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 A lad my mate and I was in school with joined the army after he left school. He told my mate he lost his toe to frostbite training somewhere cold, then told me he had a toe shot off while he was in a helicopter. We took each story with a pinch of salt, & a few years later later my mate and I saw him at the beach in flip flops with 10 intact toes.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Lab told me he had a girlfriend once You f*****g liar.............i never told you that!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 i know a lad who is a compulsive liar.i mean some of the stuff is just utter shit.he will say he saw someone get knocked or his car was stolen.seriously could punch him in the face at times.why do folk do that!!!! boils my piss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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