moley 115 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 i seem to attract bullshitters , maybe its just the company i keep , i have a mate that thinks the local bullshitter is great and if he sees him around , makes a bee line for him to listen to what the latest shite is getting spouted, what the best bullshit story you ever bin told or told yourself ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rock 64 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 repeal of the hunting act Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 once got told everyone on here was genuine,honest and nice :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martnmagik 68 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 i was once told key board and arm chair hunters were nearly extinct Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,946 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I know a guy called Chris from Woolwich way,told me he once shagged two blond twins,one was 18 and one was 20 He also told me he had gold knuckle-dusters,5 grand for one or 15 grand for 2 He was also mugged on the way to work one morning while sitting on the tube,5 black guys wanted his sandwiches,he knocked them all out with moves that would have put bruce lee to shame 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 (edited) The only time someone on here is telling the truth is when they are calling another member a liar Edited November 14, 2011 by christian71 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benny 1 5 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 one guy a worked on site with told me he took kids to watch the monster trucks and they picked him out to drive one and he was up in court all the boys were askin wat u up for he told us all 3 police assault it waas shop lifting out off farm foods lol lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kevin from bristol 95 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 just read some of the posts on here i read one once it was a wright up on a days ferreting posted a one oclock in the afternoon when i look at his other posts he had been on here all day how he had time to get a full days ferreting in aswell ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martync1967 64 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 the biggest bullshiters are the people that advertize top class dogs in prime time hunting season that turn out to be totaly the opposite of what it says about them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yorkshirehunter 27 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 i heard the other day a local village seen the black panther and chased it with his pen knife ha ha ,he might impress ten year olds and unconnected rank amatuers this shit dont go down in my world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve109 43 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 any goverment minister, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Ive heard loads A pike fisher man told me that he had seen 2 spanials get dragged under water ffs jaws must be lerking on the avon somewhere Another was when a lad said the CD he lent off someone ''Exploded'' in the car stereo lying fcuk found out his kids a scratched the life out of it ,oh and a pal of mine just talks pure shite, always overly exaggerated his stories of what ever the conversation is..................if you've done something his done it but a bit of Bull-shite gets added thats most probably why i haven't seen him for about 6 years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Ive heard loads A pike fisher man told me that he had seen 2 spanials get dragged under water ffs jaws must be lerking on the avon somewhere Another was when a lad said the CD he lent off someone ''Exploded'' in the car stereo lying fcuk found out his kids a scratched the life out of it ,oh and a pal of mine just talks pure shite, always overly exaggerated his stories of what ever the conversation is..................if you've done something his done it but a bit of Bull-shite gets added thats most probably why i haven't seen him for about 6 years You lying fecker there all your stories that you tell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yorkshirehunter 27 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 they is a name for bullshiting it is a disease ,munchousens or something ,a kid i no couldnt lie straight in bed but he nos how to get the numbers he makes up in other ways Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Lab told me he had a girlfriend once 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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