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Some posts on this thread are far fetched, and some have me shaking my head in wonder........A few lads have pointed out the real deals, i have a 1/16 colllie 3/16 kelpie 4/16 cattle dog 8/16 greyhound called Siegfried, all i would do after dusk was let "siggy" out of his kennel and he would trot the 3.24 miles to the local brook, nab a few crayfish, store them on the bank until later, then trot the 1.34 miles to the local stubbles, snaffle a few bunnies and the odd red stag (single handed of course), and then retreive all this home in stages and drop them in the chest freezer, before topping up his own water bowl and going back with a shovel to clear up his "business"............I sold the dog as he came home empty handed one night and i heard through the grapevine he had stopped off to "service" a genuine Norfolk lurcher and also helped an elderly war veteran across the road.

 

So do the genuine poaching dogs exist? Of course they do..................................In books :laugh:

 

There is a big difference to dropping a dog on command to a dog actually displaying the thought process to go and hide out of sight :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

your talking shit simmo

everyone on here knows only beddy/whippets take red stags

ffs if your going to lie at least dont get caught out easily :D

 

I'll be honest, it was the only one he ever took, as fear of siggy meant the remaining deer migrated..........One thing i was a stickler for was my game record....

 

19,478 rabbits

9,827 hares

1,254 blue hares

349 reds

310 fallow

1,098 roe

560 CWD

699 Munties

1,398 fox

 

 

Not bad for one season i thought...............

sure you didnt write under the psuedonym tweet coat in earth dog running dog lol :hmm: :hmm:

yes a bet you did its rare im wrong simmo lol lol

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh ha ha that why it took you till he died to work it out lol lol like a said rare am wrong........ did plummer bum you ?? lol ..... an whoever tweedcoat is he certainly held a big grudge lol lol :laugh::toast:

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh ha ha that why it took you till he died to work it out lol lol like a said rare am wrong........ did plummer bum you ?? lol ..... an whoever tweedcoat is he certainly held a big grudge lol lol :laugh::toast:

 

 

Think not, we all knew Plummer was Shaw!!! Plus i never had a grudge with Plummer.......For a man who is "rarely wrong" you have got f**k all right so far :laugh: :laugh:

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh ha ha that why it took you till he died to work it out lol lol like a said rare am wrong........ did plummer bum you ?? lol ..... an whoever tweedcoat is he certainly held a big grudge lol lol :laugh::toast:

 

 

Think not, we all knew Plummer was Shaw!!! Plus i never had a grudge with Plummer.......For a man who is "rarely wrong" you have got f**k all right so far :laugh: :laugh:

i bet you was at that pub in hoyland when he did that talk to royal albert ratters werent you ???? an if your not tweedcoat you certainly know who it is seen as your close to harcombe now ????

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh ha ha that why it took you till he died to work it out lol lol like a said rare am wrong........ did plummer bum you ?? lol ..... an whoever tweedcoat is he certainly held a big grudge lol lol :laugh::toast:

 

 

Think not, we all knew Plummer was Shaw!!! Plus i never had a grudge with Plummer.......For a man who is "rarely wrong" you have got f**k all right so far :laugh: :laugh:

i bet you was at that pub in hoyland when he did that talk to royal albert ratters werent you ???? an if your not tweedcoat you certainly know who it is seen as your close to harcombe now ????

 

 

Assumptions really don't appear to be your strongpoint........

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NOTHING WRONG WITH MR PLUMMER,HES NOT A PATCH ON SOME OF THE STOREY TELLERS ON HERE.

never said any diffrent but i think simmo writes the tweedcoat diarys an like a said earlier its rare im wrong an i think he does it because plummer took piss outter him a bit when he was younger an it hurt him a bit so its simmos way a getting him back ......... am i wrong or what simmo ?????

 

 

The quick answer is yes...........your wrong :laugh: Im not tweedcoat, Plummer never took the piss..and your wrong :laugh:

he never told you he wrote under micheal shaw lol so do you know who writes under tweedcoat ????

 

 

It didn't take Einstein to figure out Shaw was Plummer :tongue2: I will only answer any further questions with the presence of a solicitor :laugh:

aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh ha ha that why it took you till he died to work it out lol lol like a said rare am wrong........ did plummer bum you ?? lol ..... an whoever tweedcoat is he certainly held a big grudge lol lol :laugh::toast:

 

 

Think not, we all knew Plummer was Shaw!!! Plus i never had a grudge with Plummer.......For a man who is "rarely wrong" you have got f**k all right so far :laugh: :laugh:

i bet you was at that pub in hoyland when he did that talk to royal albert ratters werent you ???? an if your not tweedcoat you certainly know who it is seen as your close to harcombe now ????

 

 

Assumptions really don't appear to be your strongpoint........

so do you know who tweedcoat is ???????

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I used to lamp with a guy years ago, he wouldnt let his dogs near any strangers and actively discouraged them from having anything to do with anyone apart from him. It ment they were very shy round anyone and they would let you know if people were about when you were out at night. They wouldnt run and hide if people turned up but they would keep well out the way and only come close when he called them. Really they were just badly socialised but it suited him.

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