Carraghs Gem 1,699 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 can i have a deep fried scotch egg and chips and a can of lilt thats my virtual diet fecked Fancy a job while your here gem nah, im off to mackems virtual stripjoint now, i heard he has midget strippers on a wednesday night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 i heard he has midget strippers on a wednesday night Bridget the midget,my star performer.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'm more worried about the virtual itchy cock I've got off of desire Its virtually curable(I think?). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 There you go lab & free can of diet coke and dont be giving them labs any of the pizza Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Just got a virtual special fried tikka halal balti donner kebab, from Mackems 2 doors down, fricken lovely cheers mate, got sick of waiting for my virtual fish and chips. Off to watch some virtual lap dancers...... Mackem knows how to run a virtual business. Hpoe you have the sh!ts in the morning and your arse is like a blood orange I'm more worried about the virtual itchy cock I've got off of desire......... that's a 'virus' you've picked up there mate.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 fook the chippy mackems whore house sounds better, but i got told it smells virtually Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 There you go lab & free can of diet coke and dont be giving them labs any of the pizza Thanks very much. I shall fill 'in' your customer service sheet later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 but i got told it smells virtually Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 but i got told it smells virtually Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 well,compliments to the chef mate,that were fecking lovely, im off to the virtual coffee shop now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Well the pizza lacked grease and the chips were very very dry. Can I have my money back?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,425 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 but i got told it smells virtually Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 Well the pizza lacked grease and the chips were very very dry. Can I have my money back?? Come back tomorrow where now closed hopfully with some staff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 well,compliments to the chef mate,that were fecking lovely, im off to the virtual coffee shop now Thanks mate would you like a job??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,522 Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 im off to the virtual coffee shop now I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? virtually the hairyest thing Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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