tb25 4,627 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 pussy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Id pay to bumb darcy though.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 There's nothing wrong or shameful to indulge in the occasional "posh third party wank" IMO. I've done it before when I've been single. It is the oldest profession after all and I do admire professionalism. It's better when you're in a relationship, you get to degrade and humiliate 2 women for the price of one, nothing quite like the smug feeling you get from kissing your bird with the same lips you just had clamped around some whore's anus!!!! I'm single these days, can't imagine why ................ That's the last time i give you a kiss at the shows There'll be a queue I reckon if the amount of pm's I've had is anything to go by! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 There's nothing wrong or shameful to indulge in the occasional "posh third party wank" IMO. I've done it before when I've been single. It is the oldest profession after all and I do admire professionalism. It's better when you're in a relationship, you get to degrade and humiliate 2 women for the price of one, nothing quite like the smug feeling you get from kissing your bird with the same lips you just had clamped around some whore's anus!!!! I'm single these days, can't imagine why ................ That's the last time i give you a kiss at the shows There'll be a queue I reckon if the amount of pm's I've had is anything to go by! Nowt as queer as folk A Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 have you been on the sunbed millet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) WE went on a stag do any way checked in hotel posh , pool sauna etc so before we all goes out pool sauna , all sat in sauna in comes bird in white uniform can i interest any one to a massage she says up jumps one of the lads yeh yeh , off he goes half an hour later back he come all red faced , whats up b*****d he says b*****d , am layed there on me front says he she's up and down with her hands oil hands up and down , turn over she says , fook me says me mate ive got a stiffi on , she looks at me with a big smile , " would you like hand relief she says yeh yeh he say's b*****d threw another towel at me and said give me a shout when you have finished says the girl and walked out :D , he got stick for years :D Edited August 4, 2011 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 have you been on the sunbed millet fook me its purple aki Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pegg1955 5 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 There's nothing wrong or shameful to indulge in the occasional "posh third party wank" IMO. I've done it before when I've been single. It is the oldest profession after all and I do admire professionalism. It's better when you're in a relationship, you get to degrade and humiliate 2 women for the price of one, nothing quite like the smug feeling you get from kissing your bird with the same lips you just had clamped around some whore's anus!!!! I'm single these days, can't imagine why ................ are you sure your not the one getting degraded and humiliated there?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pegg1955 5 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Strong Stuff I've heard some pretty vile stories about you, seems they're true. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andyfr1968 772 Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Strong Stuff I've heard some pretty vile stories about you, seems they're true. Only the good stuff.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Strong Stuff I've heard some pretty vile stories about you, seems they're true. I'm a bit sad for you that you got nothing better to do than talk about me. You won't get that time back when you're on your death bed you know. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Never have and never will, call me old fashioned but sex has an emotional link........... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW ffs......................this reminds me, where is the biggest looooooooooooooooooooser f*****g thread about.....?? And to answer the OP's question....."No"....i'd ever pay for sex..................starting from.........................................................................NOW!!.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chimp 299 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 im married so infact ive been paying for it for years but if you do the math ive been f****d over (excuse the pun) for some time, there was a time i would say no but these days i can see the attraction 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BULLDOUG 199 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 A'ye another good advert from the self ritghous, holier than thou SS In answer to the question, never have, never would. I think its a vile trade and very sad for desperate women to be abused by Dirty men IN THIS COUNTRUY IN THIS ERA, and then theres the Bullies. So so wrong D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pegg1955 5 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Yep Bulldog, you're right there mate. And SS, please don't be sad on my account. I'm assuming you're the big bloke from Merseyside who works the doors, has a penchant for fake tan, and as a side line gets paid to **** off married men? If not then I apologise, my mistake. atb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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