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REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PRIDE/JOY LIFTS ITS 1ST SQUATTER IN FRONT OFF YOU AND RETRIEVES STRAIGHT BACK TO HAND LIVE YOU THINK YES A REAL WORLD BEATER

THEN MISSES THE NEXT 25,LOL.

THEN ITS A USLESS FECKER .LOL :boogie::thumbs:

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remember going out with your first ever lurcher on that first night to get it going on the lamp and hoping beyond all hope it catches and retrieves its first bunny right into the palm of your hand so

OMG that is hilarious   Worst thing is i have envisaged doing the same thing with my pup when she starts this season, will let you know which of us catches the most between her & me

iv lost count the amount of times iv tried to POINT something out to the dog only for it to look at you as if to say "what the f**k am i supposed to be looking at"

Lost a good dog about 20 odd years ago , a hare took it across a road and it was killed instantly , the driver of the car kept sending me solicitors letters trying to get 900 quid for the damage to his car which I kept ignoring , one morning the solicitors clerk knocked on my door asking if I was mr s , he looked like he was hiding a summons or something behind his back so the conversation went like this....

me....WHAT HAVE YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK ?

him.....nothing

me ....DONT TELL LIES YOU TWAT , WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?

him ....really , nothing sir

me...DO YOU THINK I,M STUPID ? YOUR HIDING A SUMMONS YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BESTARD

him..no sir look .

and with that he lifted up his stumpy little arm that stopped at the elbow

:icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:

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same when you go out first slip first catch high hopes for the the rest of the night and then it fades into the distance as the rest of the night was shite ,happened 2 me a few times ,also the other way round aswell :thumbs:

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remember going out with your first ever lurcher on that first night to get it going on the lamp and hoping beyond all hope it catches and retrieves its first bunny right into the palm of your hand so you can do that crazy thing where you look at your dog like its the best thing that ever took a breathe :D

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winds blowing like a good un rabbits on the stubble long way out,you pick your target walk it up hissing at the dog to let it know something is about to happen,dog keen ears pricked scanning the beam looking for the intended target,the particular bunny sits tight as you approach it may lift its ears before sitting even tighter,that was the only slight bit of movement you needed to convince you the dog has seen it so you slip.

 

what happens the dog runs straight past it,as the dogs running the rabbit lifts and starts heading for home,so what do you do,you lamp it up while trying to get your now running around like a lunatic dog onto the target,and at the same time"yes you start running the rabbit yourself hoping and preying that from beyond the darkness your pride and joy will emerge into the beam and lift it"of course this doesnt happen,you stand there wobbling and panting like a demented giraffe and wonder where it all went wrong :laugh: i think in the early days i ran more rabbits than the bloody dogs did :icon_redface::laugh:

 

what crazy things did you as a newbie do and laugh about now

And i thought it was only me that this had happend to my first dog pulled hard on the slip when we was 15 feet from the rabbit i was sure he seen it so sliped him the little c**t ran straight past then the rabbit ran towards me i tryed to kick the c**t and ended up on my arse
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yep no mentor here either so i hope to figure it out quick before i ruin my pup.

Can't wait to start her and sure there'll be plenty of mistakes on my part.

She'll be 9 months old next week, roll on next season :boogie:

 

i got a feeling your box may soon be full of invites,pm inbox i mean :laugh:

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Lost a good dog about 20 odd years ago , a hare took it across a road and it was killed instantly , the driver of the car kept sending me solicitors letters trying to get 900 quid for the damage to his car which I kept ignoring , one morning the solicitors clerk knocked on my door asking if I was mr s , he looked like he was hiding a summons or something behind his back so the conversation went like this....

me....WHAT HAVE YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK ?

him.....nothing

me ....DONT TELL LIES YOU TWAT , WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?

him ....really , nothing sir

me...DO YOU THINK I,M STUPID ? YOUR HIDING A SUMMONS YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BESTARD

him..no sir look .

and with that he lifted up his stumpy little arm that stopped at the elbow

:icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:

 

That was abit random, but well funny :toast:

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remember going out with your first ever lurcher on that first night to get it going on the lamp and hoping beyond all hope it catches and retrieves its first bunny right into the palm of your hand so you can do that crazy thing where you look at your dog like its the best thing that ever took a breathe :D

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winds blowing like a good un rabbits on the stubble long way out,you pick your target walk it up hissing at the dog to let it know something is about to happen,dog keen ears pricked scanning the beam looking for the intended target,the particular bunny sits tight as you approach it may lift its ears before sitting even tighter,that was the only slight bit of movement you needed to convince you the dog has seen it so you slip.

 

what happens the dog runs straight past it,as the dogs running the rabbit lifts and starts heading for home,so what do you do,you lamp it up while trying to get your now running around like a lunatic dog onto the target,and at the same time"yes you start running the rabbit yourself hoping and preying that from beyond the darkness your pride and joy will emerge into the beam and lift it"of course this doesnt happen,you stand there wobbling and panting like a demented giraffe and wonder where it all went wrong :laugh: i think in the early days i ran more rabbits than the bloody dogs did :icon_redface::laugh:

 

what crazy things did you as a newbie do and laugh about now

And i thought it was only me that this had happend to my first dog pulled hard on the slip when we was 15 feet from the rabbit i was sure he seen it so sliped him the little c**t ran straight past then the rabbit ran towards me i tryed to kick the c**t and ended up on my arse

 

never kicked a dog for not seeing a rabbit :laugh:

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Oh the benefits of having a mentor back then. Thats why I still go alone............. 'cos then no one can see you fcuk upicon_redface.gif

 

Once stuck a leg out to block a rabbit coming straight past me, nearly took my bloody foot off and and to hobble home like a fecking crippleblink.gif

Not as bad as the dog running straight into your leg: mega cripple time :tongue2: :tongue2: :laugh: :laugh:

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Lost a good dog about 20 odd years ago , a hare took it across a road and it was killed instantly , the driver of the car kept sending me solicitors letters trying to get 900 quid for the damage to his car which I kept ignoring , one morning the solicitors clerk knocked on my door asking if I was mr s , he looked like he was hiding a summons or something behind his back so the conversation went like this....

me....WHAT HAVE YOU GOT BEHIND YOUR BACK ?

him.....nothing

me ....DONT TELL LIES YOU TWAT , WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?

him ....really , nothing sir

me...DO YOU THINK I,M STUPID ? YOUR HIDING A SUMMONS YOU SNEAKY LITTLE BESTARD

him..no sir look .

and with that he lifted up his stumpy little arm that stopped at the elbow

:icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:

 

That was abit random, but well funny :toast:

God it's a small world....20 years later that same bloke kicked the shit out of veedublee on Tesco car park!

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remember going out with your first ever lurcher on that first night to get it going on the lamp and hoping beyond all hope it catches and retrieves its first bunny right into the palm of your hand so you can do that crazy thing where you look at your dog like its the best thing that ever took a breathe :D

.

winds blowing like a good un rabbits on the stubble long way out,you pick your target walk it up hissing at the dog to let it know something is about to happen,dog keen ears pricked scanning the beam looking for the intended target,the particular bunny sits tight as you approach it may lift its ears before sitting even tighter,that was the only slight bit of movement you needed to convince you the dog has seen it so you slip.

 

what happens the dog runs straight past it,as the dogs running the rabbit lifts and starts heading for home,so what do you do,you lamp it up while trying to get your now running around like a lunatic dog onto the target,and at the same time"yes you start running the rabbit yourself hoping and preying that from beyond the darkness your pride and joy will emerge into the beam and lift it"of course this doesnt happen,you stand there wobbling and panting like a demented giraffe and wonder where it all went wrong :laugh: i think in the early days i ran more rabbits than the bloody dogs did :icon_redface::laugh:

 

what crazy things did you as a newbie do and laugh about now

And i thought it was only me that this had happend to my first dog pulled hard on the slip when we was 15 feet from the rabbit i was sure he seen it so sliped him the little c**t ran straight past then the rabbit ran towards me i tryed to kick the c**t and ended up on my arse

 

never kicked a dog for not seeing a rabbit :laugh:

neither have i mate i meant the rabbit but trust me i was close that night :D
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remember going out with your first ever lurcher on that first night to get it going on the lamp and hoping beyond all hope it catches and retrieves its first bunny right into the palm of your hand so you can do that crazy thing where you look at your dog like its the best thing that ever took a breathe :D

.

winds blowing like a good un rabbits on the stubble long way out,you pick your target walk it up hissing at the dog to let it know something is about to happen,dog keen ears pricked scanning the beam looking for the intended target,the particular bunny sits tight as you approach it may lift its ears before sitting even tighter,that was the only slight bit of movement you needed to convince you the dog has seen it so you slip.

 

what happens the dog runs straight past it,as the dogs running the rabbit lifts and starts heading for home,so what do you do,you lamp it up while trying to get your now running around like a lunatic dog onto the target,and at the same time"yes you start running the rabbit yourself hoping and preying that from beyond the darkness your pride and joy will emerge into the beam and lift it"of course this doesnt happen,you stand there wobbling and panting like a demented giraffe and wonder where it all went wrong :laugh: i think in the early days i ran more rabbits than the bloody dogs did :icon_redface::laugh:

 

what crazy things did you as a newbie do and laugh about now

And i thought it was only me that this had happend to my first dog pulled hard on the slip when we was 15 feet from the rabbit i was sure he seen it so sliped him the little c**t ran straight past then the rabbit ran towards me i tryed to kick the c**t and ended up on my arse

 

never kicked a dog for not seeing a rabbit :laugh:

neither have i mate i meant the rabbit but trust me i was close that night :D

last time i clipped a rabbit with my boot i limped for a week,if they get away now days they fecking deserve it :D

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This isnt so much about pups getting it wrong as us;

 

Only thing that comes to mind is when I was out lamping last year with a couple of my friends, we had 4 dogs out that night in total, 2 of which were first season pups. The land held good numbers of rabbits and all the dogs were getting a few runs.....

 

Anybody ever been out with a few too many dogs and had one of the rabbits decide to run straight towards you all with lurcher right up its scut?.....

 

All dogs lunged together pulling us with them and the rabbit used one of the dogs heads as a spring board jumping straight at the youngest lads face! We all fell over with either laughter or a dog pulling us down.

 

Feck knows whether we got that rabbit or not. :laugh:

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