keeper 51 78 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 i think your just full of shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 I spoke to a paramedic once and asked what would happen if somebody did'nt go to the toilet for an very long time. She told me that the shit can in fact back up so far that it can come out of your mouth :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 phone up the local indian and tell them your problem they will make you a curry to suit your needs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 pmsl....well boys and girls after to weeks and hours this morning on the loo i finerly had a great big poo on the down side there was a hell of alot of blood,,,well a fair bit so docters tomo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
judge2010 196 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 pmsl....well boys and girls after to weeks and hours this morning on the loo i finerly had a great big poo on the down side there was a hell of alot of blood,,,well a fair bit so docters tomo I dont mean to scare you mate but that could mean the big C Make sure you get to the doctors tomorrow mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Was it bright red? If so you have probably tore your back passage happens when your constipated google it.Still get it checked it could be piles mate or it could be an infection in your prostate.It the blood was Black or really dark red then go to the doctors immediatley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 What a site..... That's site not shite...,.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 well just had another shite and no blood but as befor...f**k me it heart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Forgot to metion if you did take one of the dogs worming tablets try and resist the urge to drag your arse across the carpet.lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 (edited) well just had another shite and no blood but as befor...f**k me it heart Glad to hear it, I'm going for a wank shortly incase anyone is interested...... Edited April 17, 2011 by baw Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 well just had another shite and no blood but as befor...f**k me it heart Glad to hear it, I'm going for a wank shortly incase anyone is interested...... how was it mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scalesntails 118 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 The easiest way to clear constipation is chilli. If you eat hot enough chilli it can go through you in seconds. A mouthful of dorset naga will clear you out before you can swallow. A swig of 14 million schoville capsicum extract will have you spraying across the room before you even taste it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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