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pokey bum wank     loosen shit up a bit

I spoke to a paramedic once and asked what would happen if somebody did'nt go to the toilet for an very long time.

She told me that the shit can in fact back up so far that it can come out of your mouth :sick:

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pmsl....well boys and girls after to weeks and hours this morning on the loo i finerly had a great big poo :icon_eek::toast: on the down side there was a hell of alot of blood,,,well a fair bit :thumbdown: so docters tomo

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pmsl....well boys and girls after to weeks and hours this morning on the loo i finerly had a great big poo :icon_eek::toast: on the down side there was a hell of alot of blood,,,well a fair bit :thumbdown: so docters tomo

I dont mean to scare you mate but that could mean the big C :o

 

Make sure you get to the doctors tomorrow mate!

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Was it bright red? If so you have probably tore your back passage happens when your constipated google it.Still get it checked it could be piles mate or it could be an infection in your prostate.It the blood was Black or really dark red then go to the doctors immediatley

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well just had another shite and no blood but as befor...f**k me it heart

 

Glad to hear it, I'm going for a wank shortly incase anyone is interested......

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well just had another shite and no blood but as befor...f**k me it heart

 

Glad to hear it, I'm going for a wank shortly incase anyone is interested......

how was it mate?

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The easiest way to clear constipation is chilli. If you eat hot enough chilli it can go through you in seconds. A mouthful of dorset naga will clear you out before you can swallow. A swig of 14 million schoville capsicum extract will have you spraying across the room before you even taste it.

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