Guest bullterrier Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 hi lads i just got back from the world erection championships ....................................................... i got through to the semi's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 i got nocked out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 me and my mate had a hand shandy race once ,,,he won,,,i didn't cum anywhere . paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 i got nocked out more like you knocked one out :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 young lad walks into a chemist,the older woman behind the counter can see he is a bit nervous. "can i help you son" she says. Lad has red face "erm im wanting condoms"he says "certainly son,what size you looking for"? "oh i dunno is there diffrent sizes like?i dont know what size i am" "no prob the women says just whip it out and ill give it a couple rubs and we will get your size she says. oh ok the lad says and drops his jeans and boxers. woman starts rubbing his dick and then shouts through the back shop. "jean bring me size medium condoms please. lad gets his condoms and leaves shop quite happy. old guy sees this and thinks ya beauty im in for some of that. goes up to the counter,can i have condoms please. certainy sir what size.same scenario oh i dont know he says well whip it it out and ill give it a few rubs and we will get your size. so he does she gives it a couple rubs and shouts through the back shop JEAN BRING ME A CLOTH! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 hi lads i just got back from the world erection championships ....................................................... i got through to the semi's HAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,592 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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