Guest samstheman Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Being as nobody else bothered to wish me Happy 40th Birthday, I will do it myself! I am a teeny weeny bit upset tonight, as my partner and 3 teenage daughters did not think enough of me to even buy me a card for the aforementioned occasion ..........maybe I will forget that Christmas is just around the corner? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 'Sam'! I'm f*cking devestated, mate!!! I swear on my Dogs lives!: I spotted it was ye Birthday - Big Four O, at that! - on the announcement at the bottom, right? I thought to myself - and this IS the gods honest truth! - This needs a mention! I Actually WROTE: " Happy Birthday, 'Samstheman'! Big Four O! Ye Know what to do! All the Very Best, mate! " I swear to god, I Wrote that! Only the poxy f*cking clock on this place is all to f*ck. It's about an hour behind, for me. And I wrote that at past midnight, on my pc clock. Then I thought about This places clock ..... What if this place had been flagging ye Birthday All Day Sunday? Had I missed it? Should I say " Belated " ? Would I make a c*nt of myself and embarress you ....? I gave up and ditched the whole damn idea! And now This! Man; I Still can't work out which f*cking day is ye Birthday. Was it Sunday? I can't Believe ye own damn family didn't bother!!! FFS! I'm absolutely Gutted for ye. I'm not xtian, so I don't bother about xmass in any way shape or form. But a Birthday??? That's The most important day in the year to the individual who's day it is. And ye only get to hit 40 once in ye life. (Shaking my head in despairing disbelief here, man. This is just Too Bad! Jesus.) 'Sam': Belated. F*cked up. What ever: Happy 40th Birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,038 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 happy birthday sam get out with the dog's mate and clear your mind its the best remedy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alimac 882 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 all the best mate, stick withyour dogs mate, there as loyal as can be, they never forget to greet you with there wagging tails... and just incase you show you missus this thread, i hope your Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lady hunter Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 (edited) happy birthday sam, sorry to hear your family forgot, Edited December 18, 2006 by lady hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 HAPPY BIRTHDAY mate. Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the poacher Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 happy birthday mate have a good un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beagles 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 happy birthday mari trust the twins to forget about your 40th birthday o well you should get out and have a few Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dodger 3,590 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Happy birthday mate as alimac says the dogs are your best friends. Forgeting your birthday is one thing but your 40th thats a real bad do shake your head and get out with the dogs mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cadders 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Happy birthday mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marco 24 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 happy birthday you old cxxt,have a one for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Happy birthday, bloody ungratefull kids Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robinmcleod2 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 happy birhtday !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allrounder 47 Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 jeusus christ your family forgetting your bday is 1 thing but you being 40 must be worse :whistle: only joking mate happy birthday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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