lurcher lass 9 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 (edited) i have lived with my partner happily for some time now but i have some concerns i would like to voice anyone who knows simoman will be aware that he wears his inner child on his sleeve - i confess that this results in various reactions from myself depending on my hormone levels lol is either everyone watched scooby doo as a child and enjoyed the stories that were told, but i'm painfully aware that simoman not only doesn't realise its only a story but believes he's part of it let me explain .... for those who know himself may be aware , he owns a green vehicle he refers to as his mystery machine he has a dog he prides on looking like scooby doo and another like scrappy - both were bought for this purpose he has a box of frosties that he's obsessed with - scooby snacks perhaps he is constantly trying to do an impression of shaggy and recently he even CLAIMED to be able to call owls bless him all this i didn't give much thought about UNTIL i found a book called "the owl man and others" which si was currently reading and admittedly with the giggles i done some digging to discover that he has several books that all support my therory including "GHOSTS AND HOW TO FIND THEM" "the moth man" and the best one "investigating the truth behind the men in black" anyone with supporting evidence to this please let me know i am deeply concerned for the welfare of the dog he honestly thinks is scooby doo Edited July 30, 2010 by lurcher lass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 simo aint goin to be too happy when he reads this lass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JR Yipp 111 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 all YOU need to klnow is that hes weird. get out of there :sick: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 If you'd like to loan me him for the weekend i'm sure we can live out some of his fantasy's :kiss: :kiss: :wub: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
events co-ordinator 353 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 He needs THE RAPIST Quote Link to post Share on other sites
events co-ordinator 353 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Sorry about that it should have read "he needs A THERAPIST". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 .....and he wouldn't have been found out if it wasn't for you meddeling kids!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheekychick 4 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 love it LL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher lass 9 Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 hehe its ok scent he's out for the evening so i should have it on til tomor til its deleted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 good stuff this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dirty twister 31 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 it must be the lincolnshire air it gets to you! Has he been makin' "scooby snacks" and getting the hound to say "Raggy!!!!" :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher lass 9 Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 i think he believes the frosties are his scooby snacks as he seems pretty obsessed with them and the dog is known for making odd noises, stabba and cheeky chick are witness to this - if they recall in the garden Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jt750 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Frosties are scooby snacks ...aren't they ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 997 Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 well that went mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CarraghsGem 92 Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 and to think... ye mental fuckers are in lincolnshire, i spent most of my life there, its clearly gone downhill since i left lol. now wheres them scooby snacks.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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