Simoman 110 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Ladies and gents I need some urgent help, I was arrested last night and charged with drink driving, I had to give a urine sample which proved positive, anyway I have stolen the sample and escaped from custody but im now being charged with taking the piss, any advice? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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poacher3161 1,766 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Get in touch with Steve Smith at Wilford Smith & co in rotherham hes good at getting people light sentances. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-=Magwitch=- 29 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Ladies and gents I need some urgent help, I was arrested last night and charged with drink driving, I had to give a urine sample which proved positive, anyway I have stolen the sample and escaped from custody but im now being charged with taking the piss, any advice? Drink the piss and get rid of the evidance......................hope that helps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 What a silly idea magwitch if they take a blood sample he will still get nobbled better off chucking it down a grid or summat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,592 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 good one mate :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 What a silly idea magwitch if they take a blood sample he will still get nobbled better off chucking it down a grid or summat this guy is being serious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
othickman 6 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 What a silly idea magwitch if they take a blood sample he will still get nobbled better off chucking it down a grid or summat Thats a good point rob! Simoman, throw away the piss, empty your bladder, then cut your jugular! Let all the blood go before blocking it up!! Then there won't be any blood to sample!!! Wow, I amaze myself sometimes with my intelligence. :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Simoman, throw away the piss, empty your bladder, then cut your jugular! Let all the blood go before blocking it up!! Then there won't be any blood to sample!!! Wow, I amaze myself sometimes with my intelligence. :D Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wanna be farmer 0 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Ladies and gents I need some urgent help, I was arrested last night and charged with drink driving, I had to give a urine sample which proved positive, anyway I have stolen the sample and escaped from custody but im now being charged with taking the piss, any advice? Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
othickman 6 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Simoman, throw away the piss, empty your bladder, then cut your jugular! Let all the blood go before blocking it up!! Then there won't be any blood to sample!!! Wow, I amaze myself sometimes with my intelligence. :D Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with? Anti-freeze? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Simoman, throw away the piss, empty your bladder, then cut your jugular! Let all the blood go before blocking it up!! Then there won't be any blood to sample!!! Wow, I amaze myself sometimes with my intelligence. :D Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with? Anti-freeze? But im not cold!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
othickman 6 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Simoman, throw away the piss, empty your bladder, then cut your jugular! Let all the blood go before blocking it up!! Then there won't be any blood to sample!!! Wow, I amaze myself sometimes with my intelligence. :D Whats the best method of severing my jugular and what can I refill with? Anti-freeze? But im not cold!!! You live in England!! You're always cold, you've just gotten used to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 26 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 What a silly idea magwitch if they take a blood sample he will still get nobbled better off chucking it down a grid or summat this guy is being serious Of course Im serious even better idea is to say it wasnt him then theyve no chance of a conviction Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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