airarmstx200 8 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. PRICELESS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest STORM CHASER Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Brilliant!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Young Chud 1 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Mars 42 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. PRICELESS! Thats a load off Bull, !!!!!!!!!! No conversation between two women is ever that short,!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbobaleena 0 Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 lolz, showed it too my dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Very funny :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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