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  1. dave88

    Lol

    Talking shit whilst his missus is in the room...what a prat lol
  2. I'd never heard of this before...wriggling fish carcasses on the dinner table..lovely jubbly. I'll take mine stone dead thank you very much
  3. After shagging kylie minogue yesterday, I think there are 3 things you should know ? First her fanny is tight as f**k, a real struggle to get in to, secondly she takes it over her face without any complaint & thirdly the staff at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour at all
  4. I was on the train home last night when this absolutely gorgeous woman came into the compartment, I couldn't keep my eyes off her. She looked at me and said "What are you looking at"? I said "Six to eight years, depending on how much you struggle"!
  5. LOL you're still a sap, how do you know the fish was alive? Because the rspca said it was? They never lie to get a conviction do they?So you clearly didn't read my original post properly...I said IF the fish WAS alive, I can't say for certain because I wasn't there. I've already said it's been blown out of proportion but that doesn't mean he should get off scot free...if this was a thread about animal cruelty towards a lurcher or terrier there'd be uproar but oh well it's just a fish...animal cruelty is shitty full stop and the moron deserves itYou're one of the ones blowing it out of proporti
  6. LOL you're still a sap, how do you know the fish was alive? Because the rspca said it was? They never lie to get a conviction do they?So you clearly didn't read my original post properly...I said IF the fish WAS alive, I can't say for certain because I wasn't there. I've already said it's been blown out of proportion but that doesn't mean he should get off scot free...if this was a thread about animal cruelty towards a lurcher or terrier there'd be uproar but oh well it's just a fish...animal cruelty is shitty full stop and the moron deserves it
  7. Because of that ridiculous neknominate thing that was going around...still a twat for doing it
  8. And you come across as a bit of a c**t but we'll all just have to get along...I don't care if it's a hunting site or not..my point is the eating a live fish IMO is a shitty thing to do...I didn't say it should've been dragged through court or he should've been hung drawn and quartered, just that he was stupid enough to put it on the net so he's got to deal with the flak. People on here just pick and choose the shit they wanna rant about. The post the other week about the black girl that kicked jeremy vines bike got loads of attention purely cos she was black...all she did was have a moan and k
  9. dave88

    Phobias

    Just don't eat gone off fish mate, you'll be fine
  10. dave88

    Phobias

    I have a mate who's scared of moths...his brother locked him in a wardrobe as a child with a moth the size of mothra (his words)...since then he's been terrified of them
  11. He still committed an offence regardless of how petty it all is. He was the dickhead who filmed it and put it online...everyone has the attitude of 'it's only a fish'...still a living and breathing animal
  12. I agree that it's been blown well out of proportion but if the fish WAS alive then he's definitely a wrong'un...causing suffering to anything..even a fish is shitty in my book
  13. dave88

    Phobias

    It's how I got over being scared of bumblebees ...my mate one day cupped his hands around a bumblebee on a flower and took it of the flower so it was buzzing about in his cupped hand he then got me to do it and once I did the fear was gone ... I've thought about trying this, a mate of mine has got a tarantula but I just can't do it lol
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    Phobias

    Not a lot phases me but if there's a spider in the house I'm like a screaming girl haha...f***ing hate them Nothing wrong with hating spiders fecking hideous freaks!! This is what you get in north africa and the ME....they're called camel spiders....the good news is you stop being worried about british household spiders lol That's the kinda shit nightmares are made of! I had a full on meltdown a few years ago when all that 'false widow' bollocks was in the papers. Was checking my kids beds every night and spider proofing the house
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    Phobias

    That's called trypophobia...a very weird phobia indeed lolCheers for the heads up I never knew it had a name ...I've just looked it up and shown the wife https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia she seen the picture of the lotus flower seed head and ran out the room lol now she's moaning saying why did you show me that ....well that's one way to get rid of her haha the Surinam Toad carries it's babies in little holes in its back...look at pics if you get a chance...even makes me feel a bit uneasy
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    Phobias

    Not a lot phases me but if there's a spider in the house I'm like a screaming girl haha...f***ing hate them
  17. dave88

    Phobias

    Anyone reason why? Bad childhood experience or summin like that?
  18. dave88

    Phobias

    Maybe I should have said 'uncommon' phobiasI have a friend who lives in Queensland, she's more afraid of the ants than the spiders...she often comes across a redback in her garden but doesn't let them bother her. I couldn't live over that's for sure. I was fine with spiders as a child...my fear of them has only really developed over the last 10 or so years
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    Phobias

    That's called trypophobia...a very weird phobia indeed lol
  20. dave88

    Phobias

    Anybody on here got any weird fears or phobias? Mine is just a fear of spiders but my step dad is scared of baked beans...yes you read correctly..baked f***ing beans!
  21. Some proper c**ts on here...make shit up as they go along...RIP Tara
  22. What's long, black and smelly....the queue at the job centre
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