oh holy lord listen to this man eh..... ha i might buy you your first pair of digging boots..... see if we can actually get you to use the shovel!
Last time you had a shovel in your hand was to stir yer tae after we had dug it and filled it in.....tut tut tut!
stop.end you must be on the drink again f**k sack if you are going to start about digging I can tell you one thing i have dug more stuff this session than you have dug in the past 3or4 years f**k sack but I will give you one thing mate you do look the part with all your gear on lol especially with your so called digging boots on l