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Garypco

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  1. Low temperatures and the hardy Scots Vs them soft Southerners theory.............. 50F degrees People in southern England turn on the central heating People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants 40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35F degrees Cars in the south of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive with their windows down > 20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts 15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to
  2. WELL CRAMP IT WAS YOUR MISSES'ES BIRTHDAY AND SHE ASKED ME TO GET HER SOMETHING PRACTICAL,COS YOU AINT DOIN THE JOB,AND IT COSTS ME TOO MUCH IN DIESEL EVERYTIME SHE PHONES ME.........
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    Breeding Gos's

    its not an easy one to live with [bANNED TEXT],worrying time and theyle hit all the boys that dont need to be bothered while the real threats go on and mess it all up wait and see.....
  4. ok mate i cant be sure as the pic you have isnt great but a could be a japanese green, a strain that was imported fairly recently approx 10 yrs ago when i was keeping on a game farm we were the first to import this strain theyre pretty much similar to a scandinavian bird in size and shape but the colour is obviously different,a very wild bird lost its popularity because they flew too fast and walked a damn site quicker if you get my jist lol,it could be a throwback to that strain as theyve been pretty much bredout now.....
  5. Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." ***************** Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer
  6. BE CAREFUL NOW GIRLS DONT GET TOO EXITED LOL!!! http://www.annsummers.com/thruster/thruster.wmv
  7. http://c.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php
  8. has anybody got a link for this they can put up so I can have a read about it thanks the link is on my thread mick,a hole in one cheers Gaz....
  9. WHAT YOU RECKON GUYS!!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006060902,00.html
  10. keep an eye on it mate if its a young dog quite often an overshot jaw is ok as the bottom jaw has time to grow to meet the bite,only an undershot jaw has trouble as the bottom jaw stops the upper jaw growing to meet correctly,so in effect in a month or two the bottom jaw could have caught up to present a perfect bite,not always the case but it does happen,wont make an ounce of difference to work tho....
  11. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...58281233743554 CANT REALLY CONDONE MINDLESS VIOLENCE,BUT FCUK IT THEY'RE ONLY WOMEN!!!!
  12. a couple of lads i know in germany dig apples in the ground,using sticks to mark em,if the sticks are knocked over you know the pigs are rooting in that area,they then shoot em from high seats on a full moon,the same applies with the dogs tho guys get em feeding in the open and slip the dogs..... PLEASE CAN I COME CAN I,CAN I,PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! GARY
  13. went out lampimg properly for the first time last night guys,the female nailed one rabbit,my male tried hard but was unlucky,just one thing its wise to make sure,there's no stock in the field first as a male harris hawk standing in a field after a hard flight doesnt really have the strength to take on a herd of charolais bullocks,the result was a hawk being bowled down the field like a tumble weed,it went a bit like this,the flight shit hot!!!the cattle stampeding,my reaction oh shit!!!!....my male harris,first he faced them like a true hero,then i saw him look,then i saw his white rump follow
  14. THE LABOUR PARTY,HAVE TODAY CHANGED THEIR EMBLEM,FROM A ROSE TO A CONDOM,AS IT MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE LABOUR GOVERMENTS POLITICAL STANCE. IT ALLOWS FOR INFLATION,HALTS PRODUCTION,DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION,PROTECTS A BUNCH OF PRICKS,AND GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE YOU ARE ACTUALLY BEING f****d!!! :whistle: ACTUALLY RINGS TRUE EH GUYS!!!
  15. cramp ive met your missus and seen what she puts up with,you deserve everything you get,infact i think she should nag you more!!! :11:
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    joke

    David blunket got a cheese grater as a present at his leaving do,he said it was the most violent book he's ever read :11:
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    why??

    f****n hell swan for a minuite then i thought brian plummer had been reincarnated!!! :11: :11: :11:
  18. DONT MIND THEM,THEY JUST DONT GET MUCH,THEY SEE A GIRL THAT DONT KNOW THEM AND THEY THINK,THEY'RE IN FOR A CHANCE LOL,WELCOME TO THE SITE,ANY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW JUST ASK,THIS PLACE IS A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM......... :friends:
  19. WHO CARES WHEN THEY WERE CAUGHT,AT LEAST HE BROUGHT EM HOME TO EAT,MOST THE COURSIN BOYS I KNOW LEAVE EM WHERE THEY DIE,WELL DONE MATE KEEP IT UP!!!
  20. HEAR HEAR CRAMP IVE SEEN THE WRATH OF THE NINJA,RABBITS FROM THE SANDFIELDS,MANY AN UNCOLLARED DOG HAS SEEN HIS DAY ENDED FROM THOSE FLYING STARS AND NUNCHUCKAS!!!
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    whant to talk

    WHATS UP DUDE GO INTO CHAT!!!
  22. BAD LUCK IAN,AT LEAST YOU DID HIM PROUD BY MAKING THE DECISION YOU DID,I HAD TO PTS MY SPANIEL,EARLYER IN THE YEAR,HURTS LIKE f**k!!! I WAS DEVASTATED,BUT I KNOW THE MEMORIES WILL ALWAYS BE THERE,AND AT LEAST HE GOT THE CHANCE TO PROVE HIMSELF UNLIKE THE MILLIONS OF CANINES GOING TO WASTE IN THIS SHAGGED OUT COUNTRY....HES A BETTER DOG NOW THAN MOST THE ONES ALIVE!!!!WILL EVER HOPE TO BE,GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE MATE....
  23. HAVE WORKED MY DOGS WITH COLLARS ON SINCE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE ALLOWED A LURCHER 14 YRS OLD,IM 30,NOW NEVER HAD A PROBLEM,AND THATS A LOT OF LAMPING,ALSO WHEN UR RUNNING THE BIGGER STUFF,ITS ESENTIAL YOUR DOG HAS A COLLAR ON,AS IT MAKES LIFE EASYER,TO GET THE DOG OFF,ALSO IT PROBABLY HELPS NOW AND AGAIN,PREVENTS YOUR DOG FROM GETTING NECK AND THROAT BITES,MANY TIMES IVE LOOKED AT BITES ON THE COLLAR,MUST HELP!!!IVE ALSO SEEN THE QUICK RELEASE COLLARS USED AND I THINK THEY'RE CRAP,THE COURSING ONES ARE BETTER,BUT MOST THE LAMPING BOYS I KNOW ARE TOO TIGHT TO,BUY A SLIP LET ALONE SPEND £20-£
  24. IVE BEEN TOLD THEY DO GO MAD FOR CATS,NOT REALLY POLITICALY CORRECT THO SO IF YOU USE ONE MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ITS COLLAR AND BELL OFF :11: ONE THING YOU MIGHT BE DOIN WRONG IS THE FLOOR,I COVER THE FLOOR WITH SOIL SO THE MESH CANT BE FELT UNDER FOOT,GIVES THEM A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENCE TO GO IN,AND IN MY OPINION IT WORKS,TRY IT,IF YOU ALREADY HAVE AND THAT DOESNT WORK JUST KEEP TRYING DIFFERENT BAITS,AND THE SCENT U CAN MAKE OR GET IS SUPPOSED TO WORK,I AINT TRIED THEM BUT,GOOD LUCK ANYWAY!!!
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