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Blackbriar

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  1. Why do women wear a pair of pants, but only one bra ?
  2. The key to relationships is honesty ! I never believe the old "we've been together 40 years and never had a cross word" nonsense...... You're either lying, or you don't talk to each other ! You have to be honest enough with each other to speak your mind, and to disagree with each other, in the knowledge that it's probably not the end of the world if you do ! The good lady ploughs her own furrow, sometimes when I strongly disagree with her - but at least she knows how I feel.......and vice versa, of course !
  3. Can a dog remember being a puppy ? And..... When dogs lie asleep, yelping and feet twitching, what are they dreaming about ?
  4. Here's a genuine one ! If you own land, how far down do you own it ?
  5. Is that a hypothetical question? Possibly.....
  6. Can you imagine a world without hypothetical questions ?
  7. Back to the subject..... What do people in China call their best plates ?
  8. Eyup D one of my mates works there cleaning the boats and repairing etc etc... blows your mind how much money they have spent on something they don't even use most of the time. they spend more on a sound system for a party than my house is worth.... its makes me feel so poor...lol I'm made to feel poor by then fact I'm skint.....!
  9. But Kirk on Uhura was NOT the first interracial TV kiss, as many believe....
  10. Because they don't believe in God......or aliens ? Hold the phone, thats that mystery put to bed lol Well......you can't believe in the creation AND in evolution, can you ?
  11. Because they don't believe in God......or aliens ?
  12. Because man didn't evolve from apes ! Apes and early hominids have a common ancestor......the "missing link".
  13. Steering wheel ! Seat belts and airbags are lost technologies, apparently !
  14. That bloke is soooo disturbing ....... f**k it, cut him loose Aye,disturbingly awesome!now praise the Lord and pass the ammo! "......IT'S EASY ! YOU JUST DON'T LEAD 'EM SO MUCH !"
  15. I think I can answer that one..... Turkey's don't pay in sufficient amounts to be used as an egg source, so their eggs are nearly all hatched, to be grown on. I'll be corrected if I'm wrong.......any more answers to the mysteries, so far ?
  16. If bed bugs live in beds, how did the cockroach get it's name ?
  17. Why do you apologise when someone steps on your foot.....?
  18. Thank you, mate - confirms my suspicions !
  19. Maritime law allows for a vessel to be escorted to the nearest safe port, or the port from which it set sail. Some "charities" have vessels patrolling 25 miles of the Libyan coast.....now I'm no sailor, but I'm pretty sure that Italy and Greece are more than 25 miles from Libya ! This is not migrant rescue - it's a free migrant ferry service !
  20. Who was Riley ? And what was said wonderful about his life ?
  21. Why are congratulations and commiserations always plural ?
  22. I always thought the difference was one burnt and the other didn't but your right walshie they mean the same ahh well it only took me 53 years to find that out thanks walshie Surely "inflammable" should mean NOT flammable.....like insolvent, incompetent, inconsiderate - (and lots of other words that seem to describe me !)
  23. Why do young people drive like they're running out of time, but old people drive like they have all the time in the world ? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word ? Why do we "drink a drink", but we don't "food a food" ? Anyone else got any........?
  24. If that's the ONLY reason.......no !
  25. There nowt wrong with Skeg- Vegas, lad ! Had many a childhood holiday there....... "Lovely caravans, just a few minutes from the sea".......(if you're Roger Bannister !)
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