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LaraCroft

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  1. The hat doesn't do you justice
  2. I'll be gentle. Trust me, I'm a nurse....
  3. i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal. blimey just a pack of maltesers your a cheap un. i will even show you my machete if your lucky... Keep the maltesers topped up and I promise not to laugh sorry heard about "buttercup" you are no longer needed omg I am gutted and will never get over this.... ok, I'm fine now Dont be too sad, you can probably have him back after buttermilk has finished...
  4. What day ? I work nights so kinda restricted at times, but have 2 whip/grey/collies and a deer/wolf/grey who love a run
  5. i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal. blimey just a pack of maltesers your a cheap un. i will even show you my machete if your lucky... Keep the maltesers topped up and I promise not to laugh sorry heard about "buttercup" you are no longer needed omg I am gutted and will never get over this.... ok, I'm fine now Dont be too sad, you can probably have him back after buttermilk has finished...
  6. i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal. blimey just a pack of maltesers your a cheap un. i will even show you my machete if your lucky... Keep the maltesers topped up and I promise not to laugh sorry heard about "buttercup" you are no longer needed omg I am gutted and will never get over this.... ok, I'm fine now
  7. i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal. blimey just a pack of maltesers your a cheap un. i will even show you my machete if your lucky... Keep the maltesers topped up and I promise not to laugh
  8. How nice. Good to know there are decent people still left in the world.
  9. i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby I'm not living in a tent and eating bugs - I have standards Mr Mears. No maltesers - no deal.
  10. http://www.damnyouau...ice-to-see-you/
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    Buttercup

    I'm gonna pass, thanks all the same ! reported for being boring LMAO !
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    Buttercup

    I'm gonna pass, thanks all the same !
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    Buttercup

    did you beat her up like?? :laugh: Na, it was to stop her leaping out the window when he kept crying that he loved her.... Some bitchy comments from LaraCroft today
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    Buttercup

    did you beat her up like?? :laugh: Na, it was to stop her leaping out the window when he kept crying that he loved her....
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    Buttercup

    That's nurses for you, we can multitask - I bet she had you rated and hernia checked before you managed to get her bra off
  16. LaraCroft

    Buttercup

    Not enough alcohol in the world to beer-goggle a 1/10 bloke into something I'd take to bed !
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    Buttercup

    PMSL thank fcuk i've never come across (oo-err) any women like that...christ. Though the nutty ones always seem to be the ones that like to strap you to the bed and ride your bollocks off, so it's not all bad. I've had a few like that.. one of them was a teacher. i was only 23 at the time, she was 39.. proper nut job.. but she was a good ride :laugh: One of the best i had was a right dirty thing .. and had no shame.. buying KY/ cucumbers and anything else that would go up was the norm for her... walking round picking things up saying i can't wait till i get that in me later
  18. If by cougar you mean something that will jump on you biting and scratching till your dead, partially consume your flesh before dragging your corpse off into a nearby cave to finish later. Then the answer is probably yes! Classic !
  19. Not leaped out of a window, but met a few muppets over the years - and learnt not to believe every word a guy says, even if they do "say all the right things" !!
  20. Nope, I assumed diagnostic, as I have never heard any evidence that using US for for injuries did anything much at all, as it is meant to increase blood flow to the area - which if it is already damaged, will happen anyway. I have seen people use them for horses - working the muscles on the quarters, but as far as I see it, that is just a high tech version of a decent grooming or wisping. We have a ton of old manuals for US and other machines at work in the store cupboard - I'll have a dig around tonight and see if there is one that may suit yours
  21. Yes, for the last 12 years or so, although mine is pretty elderly now. Great for checking tendons etc in dogs and horses, and pregnancy in slimmer dogs - mine hasn't got the oomph if they are too wide, and for looking for grass seeds in paws, abscesses and the like.
  22. My 32" lurcher caught enough to keep all 5 of mine in food all week - not through speed but brains and tenacity. I would go along with smaller/quicker whippet types as best though. Never had anything before or since, over 27" that was any good.
  23. Thanks for the welcome Hopefully managed to work out how to put a pic on - with luck will be the tall lad.
  24. Hello from me and my pack, based in Central England, but have been in Devon and Scotland at various points Have had several greyhounds, some crosses, a lovely deerhound cross, and currently have 2 whippet/grey/collies, along with a variety of foster dogs (mainly lurcher) that have come/gone/sometimes stayed over the years. Will have a go at posting some pics when I have a) more time and not so much of a xmas hangover
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