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Everything posted by hawki
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I said to my son, "where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl" I said, "don't forget to wear a 'you know what' " He said, "what?" "I said, you know?" He said "do you mean a condom?" I said "No, a fooking hat you Ginger c*unt." :laugh:
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Fionn Regan
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Two men are having a drink in a bar. One says: "You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..." "Let me tell you a story," says the other man, "Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have sex with you and to your right is a very horny gay man." "So where's the dilemma?" replies the first man. "Well..........which one do you turn your back on!!"
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Holy Jesus......
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Luigi walks to work every day. Each way he passes a shoe store. Each time he can't help himself but to stop, look in the window and admire a particular pair of Armani shoes. He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about. After about 2 months he saves every last penny to get the €300 he needs to buy the shoes. Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, are you wearing red panties tonight?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdnJbN5KEUg
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the gloves are fine......... just dont buy the fishing gear, its muck!!!
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A Few Pics That I Have Taken Over The Last Few Weeks.......
hawki replied to martin's topic in General Talk
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Harcombe's the way forward "thanks man"
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i havent bought a digging book yet, i thaught about buying "the terriers an terrier men of ireland", ill put it on the back burner and hold on to my few bob for now.
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having a gargle session that goes on for days
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Tom Petty Paul Young
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this is my favourite song great story and a great tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3cl7Q2GI50&list=PLCF09C1F194B9093C
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Yep ur dead right sir, you took the words out of my mouth
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the first pic looks like moth larvae
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great tune
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This is written from the viewpoint of a person who is depressed; he wants everything to turn black to match his mood. There was no specific inspiration for the lyrics. When asked at the time why he wrote a song about death, Mick Jagger replied: "I don't know. It's been done before. It's not an original thought by any means. It all depends on how you do it." Jagger got the line "I turn my head until my darkness goes" from James Joyce's Ulysses.
