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  1. Just bought a goldfish and the f****n thing is Epileptic!! But if i leave it in the bowl its fine!!

    1. sounder

      sounder

      lol i love that one

       

  2. Whats the best way to rid flies out your house, if one more little b*****d lands on me i'll be getting the tin of Lynx and the lighter out....lol

  3. So which miserable b*****d pulled the 'drawing fox' thread! LAME!

  4. f**k me how long does it take nowdays to get a bird in to bed...its been 3 week now am about to borst

    1. sounder

      sounder

      i alway said if i am not in bed by 1 i be heading home lol

       

       

       

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  5. Nearly Paddy's Day! Got diddly diddly dee music abounding in my head!

  6. Get your fat ass back here you sumbitch!!!!

    1. sounder

      sounder

      no, thanks for making me feel wanted xxx

  7. •"I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell."

  8. You will take our lives, but you'll never take our freedommmmmmm

    1. sounder

      sounder

      i just watch it simo great film lol

  9. How do you delete friends ? Had people add me and i don't even know them ? WTF :o

    1. sounder

      sounder

      in there profile then click on remove as friend

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  10. ello people it wont let me put my post in the forsale section an its in the wanted bit does [NO TEXT TALK] no how 2 put it in there thanks

    1. sounder

      sounder

      no your not a donator your post has being removed check out how you can donate at the top of the page ,

      sounder

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  11. theres some right tits on the hunting life but john rambo has got to be the biggest fecking messer of them all vote now and get the prick booted off

    1. sounder

      sounder

      no going on his post he only on here to piss about ;)

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  12. theres some right tits on the hunting life but john rambo has got to be the biggest fecking messer of them all vote now and get the prick booted off

  13. Our lass was telling her friend that obesity is in her genes. I was compelled to point out that wasn't true as she looks a fat cxnt in a skirt as well.

    1. sounder

      sounder

      only you would lol

  14. What's on your mind?to the chat room, just another way i think for some fecker to make a few quid, so folks ya got to pay to get on chat , feckin scanderless

  15. I must have really pissed off my wife when I tried erotic asphyxiation on her when we were having sex. She's been lying there for five days now, giving me the silent treatment.

    1. sounder

      sounder

      she only in shock as you lasted more than 2 mins mate lol

       

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  16. someone hasjust put my black lab up on the gallery ,how did they do that because i cant? is it put up randomly?

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