Being as I've been left with more time on my hands than I know what to do with, I thought I'd test out some of these mod cons I'm surrounded by and 'email' Santa both mine and my buddy Mawders' Christmas list.
Just received a very prompt reply from the 'Northern Hemisphere Regional Distribution, Request Services and Management' Elf, Gottleib Laplander. It reads;
"You're getting f**k all until you man up, face reality, ditch the toys and do some proper hard graft. Mr Claus, MD, frowns greatly upon bitching and whining on online forums and general dissatisfaction with the gifts the unive