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do all men hate yankee candle and air freshener type things

Major discontent in the house of THL LOL.

I am using a cheapo tablet as a book reader the battery life is very poor .. if i get a kindle can i transfer the books i brought from amazon to a new device ?

The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her blond hair, blue eyes & pretty face. "I can't be certain" I said. The sheet went back further to reveal her creamy white breasts & perky pink nipples. "Sorry, I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off. I stared at her pale body & shaved minge, "That's definitely not her". "Are you sure?" "Yep, my girlfriend...

Anyone got any sites to stream films from? 1channel hasnt been working for ages. Cheers

The year is 2013. There are machines which can look through skin and see bones. There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped. There's even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a single drop of spit. However, when I need my prostate checking, a man sticks his finger up my arsehole and wriggles it about a bit.

well I have joined a gym ... so I hope to see some results by christmas , should be fun

I've had a conversation with a woman outside the candle stick makers and she kept licking her lips why do they do that ?

I,v just had a conversation with a woman outside a knocking shop , or I tried to , I was fascinated by her hand , it kept touching my groin area