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B.P.R

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  1. glass of whisky. feel tipsy off half a glass of milk
  2. just a bit of fun. others should add
  3. greedy b@stard! you ate all the mince pie and drank all the milk ffs!
  4. well thats the wee man away to bed, later than usual and excited. left out a carrot, milk and a mince pie he made today god bless and then santa has been, the lab x made light work of the carrot and i scoffed the mince pie what did your kids leave for the fat man in red?
  5. get a beard and a hat and you can enter 'best santa look alike class'......you wont need any pillows round your waist mind.
  6. dont get me started on you, baldy, short and tight, a hurricane couldnt knock you over, even with all its might. a net maker, and a good one at that, but dont deter from the fact, your still a baldy tw@t. merry christmas bud.
  7. now ive just wrote a nice poem, which my phone decided to delete, its said we both know its fun, and we never ever compete. my youngsters coming on well, im sure she will bag a few, but your the one with a foreskin, absent like a jew! leather boot springs to mind, mines silky soft and smooth, with a nice hat on it and a bit too tight to move. now im sure yours was your last and this is mine too, at least to rm2508, ive got no point to prove. best wishes mr and mrs, im sure you found this funny. ill ring you tomorrow mate and argue over whos dog caught that bunny !
  8. well that took a while, im sure you racked your brains, make sure when you get a bath tonight, its wired up to the mains. lets not be judgemental here, or speak of truths unsaid, your letting all that talk of fighting get inside your head. we both know my dogs are shit, i just find it funny, your a top teacher ken, you know i appreciate that....... BUT MY DOG GOT THAT BUNNY
  9. a rest i will give it, and i mean it pukka, your not bad considering, that your a chukter unless you wanna go? if so lets have it, end of the day, my dog got that rabbit! Rofl
  10. OFCOURSE THEY WILL! KILLING THINGS IS CRUEL!
  11. i forgot to mention, that ross' real names ken, after the barbie doll, he also fondles men. he also uses words, like dinny, a ken and yin, rip my lamping one more time, youll be upside down in the bin.
  12. oh fcuk. dont i know it!!!
  13. mrs 2508 ken ye put a pic of her sleeping up
  14. ahh rimmer. i couldnt resist
  15. lee that was funny as f**k thank fcuk. first time for everything eh!
  16. all the best will in the world, neutering, immaculate conditions and top husbandry and hygiene..... all ferrets STINK.
  17. WAHEY! TOO COLD FOR THAT FERRETING SHIITE HERES JUST FINE FOR ME!
  18. if ever theres not enough room. just sit on the lab and hope she makes a space and yes! that is knickers/heat pants on the lurcher. first season and a heavy one
  19. its not mine guys. just having a laugh. some setup with the ferrets welfare being the priority. but bet the place stinks like fook!
  20. its christmas eve, time to remember times of old, all the THL members, whos dogs couldnt catch a cold. theres rake about and kittle, twins some would say, walking hills together, its really rather gay. the ones post counts higher, than a jet flying in the sky, security guard my arse, weve poached and passed you by. doggers taken up stalking, dogs are a thing of the past. i wonder how long, this stalking thing will last. labs not ginger, like you all would like to think, but 6 foot tall, brown locks and eyes like a chink. graham the lure guru, his accents rather raw, dreams of
  21. can you see a big set of b*llocks there?
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