its christmas eve, time to remember times of old,
all the THL members, whos dogs couldnt catch a cold.
theres rake about and kittle, twins some would say,
walking hills together, its really rather gay.
the ones post counts higher, than a jet flying in the sky,
security guard my arse, weve poached and passed you by.
doggers taken up stalking, dogs are a thing of the past.
i wonder how long, this stalking thing will last.
labs not ginger, like you all would like to think,
but 6 foot tall, brown locks and eyes like a chink.
graham the lure guru, his accents rather raw,
dreams of