PlasticJock
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Did he also ask you to wear thick tan tights with Velcro fastening shoes by any chance? Yes, but he wanted me to bring laces as he'd 'show me how to use them properly'
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Thank God He said I'd get in trouble if I said anything about his PM's asking me to meet him
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Ed milliband admits labour were wrong to allow migrant workers in
PlasticJock replied to gonetoearth's topic in General Talk
You're all racists, just shutup, pay your taxes, and get on with it. It's for the greater good -
Don't worry stab a every single post he puts out will be reported from now on
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Sounds brilliant Ian.... Who will judge, the mods or will there be a voting system?
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Another 'offliner'
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lets face it jock you wouldnt get passed the numeracy and literacy test you numpty i can read and write but im as thick as f**k That's why bribes were invented It seems like half of Scotland's justice workers are thick as fook anyway
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Good thinking Batman that might help... Fcuk it I'll blame it on autocorrect
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Ed milliband admits labour were wrong to allow migrant workers in
PlasticJock replied to gonetoearth's topic in General Talk
Anything to do with the issue gets ignored by the mainstream media WILF, you never hear about UKIP either, and you never hear from anyone who is concerned about immigration. -
Oh, and no I'm not going to be the new MR DEREK CANNING LLB[HONS]
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Yes mate I can do it at a local collage, the problem is its full time, leaving me unable to work, and also it's a 'humanities' based course meaning I'd go into teaching and allsorts of content that tbh makes me feel most of it is a waste of time. There is a part time LLB course at a local uni, and it's 2 nights a week for 4 years plus I don't require accommodation, so I don't think I'd be that much of a burden on them!!
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I went for a beer not long ago, some old boy starts talking away, as soon as I mention hunting he regales me of his tales of yesteryear. When he goes to the toilet, however, his mate (who was nearly on his arse), then tells me he once had 'tryouts' for the GB shotgun team. Obviously, this was many moons ago and I wouldn't have even been born at the time. Turnsout he shot a target at 350m, which was a record at the time. With a shotgun I moved on after that...
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Nice one lads, scot I want to do a law degree mate can you imagine me in a courtroom... A wig made of tinfoil I have looked at the OU but something put me off I don't know what. Most uni's now offer distance learning and I'd rather go local as you can go into lectures instead of relying on technology all the time. It just seems a lot of people I've spoken to seem to be the 'old boy' type with that look as if they have a turd taped under their nose. I'm going for it one way or another, if I'm completely honest I'll probably need some financial help along the way even though I'll try and stay
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After being expelled from school twice, I'm trying to do a part time degree, not just for the qualification but I'd like to study a subject that's always interested me. Now, I have the odd BTEC, NVQ and SVQ, but unfortunately universities require you to have been a good boy throughout school and done GCSE's and A levels, or standards and highers depending on whether you wear a kilt or trousers Well obviously I don't meet the entry requirements however a certain university said there is a degree of flexibility, if you've been working and got a bit of life experience. So I rang them, and w
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Ed milliband admits labour were wrong to allow migrant workers in
PlasticJock replied to gonetoearth's topic in General Talk
Some have the Brain's ... BUT NONE HAVE MORAL'S mate . Sounds about right mate, it's just one big competition to see who can get knighted first and use daddy's contacts to get ahead in business. Westminster - the biggest symbol of corruption and greed in the land. -
Ed milliband admits labour were wrong to allow migrant workers in
PlasticJock replied to gonetoearth's topic in General Talk
I was thinking that earlier, politicians haven't got an iota of common sense between them. Every single time they fcuk things up they say ''With hindsight we would have done things differently'', well it doesn't take the brains of an archbishop to work out certain aspects of policy -
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Aye the mother in law and wife are under the kitchen sink Seriously though I saw a very close one, and in the last few minutes 3 police cars, 2 ambulances and 2 fire engines have zoomed up there, so definitely something happened. Even this morning walking the dog it was coming in close so I scuttled back inside
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Christ on a bike, just had some brilliant lightning up here I've been watching it out the window. Now the powers off we're all sat about talking shite. Thank god mickmck's not here his craic would have sent me over the edge
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I've heard that fuel duty pays for the roads, so f**k knows where the road tax goes to Then again if I'm wrong I'd appreciate someone filling me in... Not literally though
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I must say even though most of my views are anti establishment, the NHS is brilliant in terms of walk in and get free treatment. Compare this to Greece where it currently costs about 100 euros to get a doctors appointment in hospital. Having said that, I've been told by 2 very experienced paramedics that the NHS has degenerated, as so many of our institutions have, into a money making conglomerate, concerned with profit margins rather that patient treatment and aftercare, and headed by 'Headhunted' twats who've been to uni, went straight into management, and pissed off every subordinate on t
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What did you expect the doctor to do to the dead person? Declare him dead It's got to be a doctor No mate,paramedics can do that(I should know) My bad then I'm obviously still living in the '90's So is it the death certificate that's got to be a doctor?
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What did you expect the doctor to do to the dead person? Declare him dead It's got to be a doctor
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like a wizards sleeve
