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stewie

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  1. but you only give them £1 each,,,,,,,,,,,
  2. and virgins Aye right, been playing computer games since I was a kid, found plenty of time in between to practice making kids and gain 4 of my own.. adopting african orphans dosent mean you have lost it malt.........
  3. £97 shared by to is £48.50 so the two 50ps left are the other pound....
  4. are bone men better than a fully qualifed vet??? genuine question........
  5. scothunters nightmare situation there........ :laugh:
  6. you wouldnt last two mins in jail mate........... no big macs in there............... wrong...... Scot actually shared a cell with Big Mac......I'd have thought he was enough to put him of McDonald's for life.... Lol ive heard he liked being the filling in a "double sausage macmuffin".............
  7. you wouldnt last two mins in jail mate........... no big macs in there...............
  8. good video of them............. crazy to think there felling trees with there teeth that would write cars off..........
  9. stewie

    MONKEY11

    You just can't write it hahahahaha bet he blames his iphone.........
  10. stewie

    Good Luck ...

    I just lost my temporary job as a chef at the Olympic Village. Apparently when asked to turn the veg on, fingering the Dutch girl in the wheelchair wasn't what they had in mind...........
  11. stewie

    Good Luck ...

    no mate and nothing should be, its called comedy,you either laugh at it or dont ill admit i did giggle theres jokes about everything,if you get offended by em then plain and simple....your a kunt :laugh: fecking miss you mate!!!! crazy to think it was just under two months ago he wrote this!!! RIP craigyboy........
  12. stewie

    Hey lab

    f**k knows mate i just used google sky map on galaxy s3..........
  13. stewie

    Hey lab

    clever c**t lol........
  14. you would be better off on a boat or a plane...........
  15. stewie

    Hey lab

    it was orangeish earlier but white now lol who can name the planet to the left of the moon without googling it??? no prizes just for fun.....
  16. and on the video all ill say is the skunk video was better lol
  17. You have noted the league table i take it....and the fact that West Ham are in the top half.............unlike a few of these " big clubs " true just winding milf up lol fancy a flutter on highest place??? tenner???...
  18. I log on here.......... or watch west ham..... Zzzzzzzzz............ thought "wacky wilf" would have a better comeback than that........
  19. I log on here.......... or watch west ham.....
  20. we got paid to sort it tho cookie lol
  21. we had to sort few of there trees out in sweden mate lol this one went wrong...landed on he shitter..... Feck me lurcher the last shot the beaver got his sink cut all wrong :laugh: he dropped it on the shed ATB Cookie f*****g amateurs...........
  22. this is my fav tho..... like a work of art!!!!
  23. we had to sort few of there trees out in sweden mate lol this one went wrong...landed on the shitter.....
  24. stewie

    Joke

    how many everton supporters does to take to change a lightbulb???? none!! they all sit in the dark and moan about heysel.....
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