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  1. thems northernlites bum cheeks, hes done a selfie
  2. eh, its a shop in my village, they do crackin grub, pies n pastries thumpin great cream cakes, large baggetes with roast beef, onions n mushrooms, so treated missen to one of each, dogs loaded up and a stinker, went into some woodlands I went into the other day, im trying my best to get the bagget into my gob, couldn't do it pup pulling on lead, but I managed it, so nell marks, I slip the stinker, sat back with the cream cake, with pup on lead at my side, next min, an almighty scream, nell had a bunny just as it left the hole, pup lunged forward to get to nell and bunny, pulling me forward, In
  3. I put a topic up few weeks back about an encounter with a golfer, telling me to get of the green, I wasn't even on the green, I was on the public walkway, bit of a slanging match occurred, and I ended up doing him a mooney, in which he apparantley took a picture of me on his phone, and then being escorted of the green by the keeper and his mates, anyhow thought id show my face this afternoon, been on about 10mins, when this buggy pulled up beside me with 3 blokes , head of security was one of em, told me in no certain terms am Im never ever allowed with my dogs back on the golf course, we had
  4. sturdy little buggers them matey, hope they do there owners proud
  5. that top pics a cracker, look at the backdrop, nice in a frame that would
  6. the pup is showing great potential, don't get me wrong, the pup is very rarely off the leash yet, only on certain ground does she get a run, stretch her body out, but feck me, can she twist n turn, im just showing her what im all about at the moment, but she is a fantastic pup and friend to me, I couldn't wish for a better pup, goes bed about midnight after a slash, Im up around 7ish, expecting her to have had at least a slash, but oh no, not once has she messed her kennel, open the door, out she goes with Nell, does her duty, then sits waiting for her breakfast, then curls up at my feet, I ho
  7. nice one matey, nice to be out enjoying oneselves,
  8. came home rubbed em down, checked em over, and now asleep together in their kennel
  9. thought we would try some different land up in Cheshire, change of scenery and all that, along some hedgerows, it was crawling with bunnies,Nell marking like the clappers, but we a pup in tow, we carried on into a wood. I had to carry the pup in places the undergrowth was that thick, Nell marking again and again, so chose an easy mark, slipped the stinker, and you could here him doing is job, and so could Nell, so sat back with pup at my side, then out the bugger came right next to me, with Nell in waiting, she had it, so let pup loose, and she had a go at it, im over the moon, only the 1, but
  10. just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and chuck yourself in
  11. eh, to old, no matter where my dog marks, im in there
  12. not phased by the cold water, suits me
  13. shift out the way Nell, my master is calling me
  14. still gives Nell a bit of stick, but when shes had a run, burnt off some energy, shes fine
  15. went out today, thought id get a bunny for the pup, walked for miles on land I could guarantee a catch , never saw a thing, very disappointed , still the dogs enjoyed emselves
  16. cant remember what year it was, I don't even know what day it is today, but I wasn't even a teenager when I had this sexual encounter with Doris, crackin blonde, we was on this rowing boat in heaton park Manchester, we moored up, and I began firkin about with her bum cheeks, she farted and nearly blew my hand off, id like to go back and encounter that again
  17. my great grandson, when do you lads reckon he will be ready to assist me on my forays, rats n rabbits
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