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iworkwhippets

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  1. Behave yourself Wilfred, how the hell can I move into my dustbin when some thieving guttersnipe has pinched the bugger, suicidal been there, cant bring myself to use that wilf to get my means
  2. yes Ray there was a tv series on about the place a while back shame, I actually liked it there
  3. jaywick I remember that place well, lived in Sudbury many years ago, I used to love the tranquillity of the place
  4. ok lads, thanks ever so much, at least im on Colchester borough homes ltd but a long wait in front of me,,gnasher has once again kindly stepped in with help, but i do appreciate that theres others well before me, spose im clutching at straws, then clutch i will, i will in all honesty, welcome a decent little caravan, on a farm, i couldn't care less, give me a bed, somewhere to cook, a row of privets, to ablute, and im gone
  5. yes its simple mate, but as yet, no one wants to move from Colchester to staffordshire
  6. Right look lads, ive binsat here that long im taking root, and can feel a touch of rigors coming on, so im gonna make my 300th cup of tea. then if theres any volunteers amongst you, ive took my teeth out, they are in soak, ive took my Imodium, I just need carrying over to the settee , oh I might need winding, I suffer heavily with flatulence thank you
  7. thank you very much my friend, ive been sat at this comp since last night, believe it or not, I never slept last night, as crude as it may seem, with all the sites emails and so on, if some owd farmer in the Colchester area we a decent little van said get thissen in theer, say no more
  8. health they don't give a monkies mate
  9. im on the exchange register mate
  10. id only be entitled to a 1 bedroomed property,just had an email from Colchester borough homes ltd, I filled an on line application form yesterday to be considered by them to be homed they rang me telling me id been successful but put on band e, they also sent me an email, for me to confirm whom I am, asking for details I didn't mid submitting to them, they have got back to me thanking me, so im on the list, but band E, Told em gimmee a bukta tent, n im happy
  11. there was 2 of us until last september
  12. lol I have years ago when I lived in Sudbury suffolk
  13. I did think about the boot polish matey
  14. lol cheers ken, or is it allan, f****d if I no lol
  15. nooooo mate your reading me wrong, get ketchup, socks, whoever else think they are hard, and I will rip ya livers out
  16. I will rip ya left leg off pal, n daub ya face wi soppy end, im a real nasty pc of work?
  17. thanks, but some folks read things wrong, an apostrophe mark in the wrong place, could be offensive to some, ive no time fer offensive
  18. only joking lads , ive never been offensive to anyone
  19. you hog my post again, I will stove your fekin head in ?
  20. im f'''''cked all roads everything I do theres a catch, usually money, but I wont give up, a roof a bed, summat to cook on, and im off
  21. im in contact with gnasher mate, im hoping he can help, but I fully realise he has a life to live, I will wait and see
  22. cant ask that of her Ray, she has a life there and a job, I can soon register with another doctor, ive literaly tried everything ray, but the heart of the matter is money, thanks for your offer Ray, but I need to do this id rather spend 1 week in her company, than the rest of my life here
  23. im absolutely mentaly and physicaly drained at the moment, all I ask any of you lads, come across out a little caravan on a farm going dirt cheep, just get my feet under the table, and im happy,, thanks lads anyone want my mobile number just ask
  24. most unfair of me to be asking you this, but like I say you don't ask , you don't get, 4 am I went to bed searching,
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