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Hes still on the throne and bedding ludmila

Every morning as far back as I can remember, at precisely 6 44 , constant bowel movements, and thats me me done till following day, that's cos I'm normal , solid ones may i add , Helloooo

Picture this, MelB, soaks his doofers in ice cold water

Same as Wilf, it's absolutely baking here , but I love it, sun belting through my windows early morning, breakfast out in the garden in just my shorts, cheers me right up

It's all gloom n doom , Israel, gazza, Iran bombs going off all over fekin place , Russia Ukraine , boatloads of foreigners arriving daily, rapes, brize Norton gets a paint job, no bangers snorting cage bird droppings , damp.patch obsessed wi.nettles I could go on n on, but I'm.depressing missen , so my question is, in light of this assisted, kicking the bucket business, should I top.missen now, or wait till.my pension goes in at midnight tonight ,meanwhile, I will make missen a mug of bangers . Thank you

Look, outs possible if tha puts ya mind to it, look at that chap Fagan , gets into the queen's bedroom, eh, she was lucky she didn't get a good lathering, eh

Hellooo, anyone come over all peculiar ,fcukin belter half this forums members are a bit tapped, , I'm.awreet though

Not long been back from Southwold., bloody baking, I had to comb my Bobby Charlton comb over to the left stop my.bonce baking Hello

Who says they don't, I was having my breakfast at 4 35 this morning , did some washing and housework , then on my bike around country lanes, it's beautiful here called in at paper shop, fer a few bits, had a good Chinwag wi owner, going for a swim later on,, we all get our good n.bad days in life, fer me, today is a good one both mentally n.physicaly , so I make the most of it, eh innit. Nearly 1000, of foreign peeps arrived yet again on our third world shores , fcuk it,

I can guarantee , you don't have paraCites

I can verify that bangers, I hum worse than pendlebury fish market, and I'm fighting em off , eh

ive been thinking of a good clear out missen, fry ups meat pies sausage rolls, junk food, then I just give up, I dunno where start, feeling lethargic, bit late I suppose at my age, i.just like my grub , and that's it

Hey up Dodger, lots of folks are at it now, why, I'll tell thee why, the stores security guards, shit scared, and I don't think they are allowed to do owt about it now till they are actually outside, to fekin late the innit, eh, I do my weeks shopping on Fridays, I've got a couple of bin bags ready, and boy can I just shift

That's just how I feel Our Mel , specially when I read posts about folks dipping there bollocks in cold water, eh, oh yes, I'm still there up top , eh , keep posting mitres owd lad, I can decipher