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Eh, weather permitting, five a side football at 11, am fer me, and I've only got the one ball,, get on with it

Determined my arse, governments are welcoming the boatloads arriving daily, anyone we out up top , doctors, nurses, millionaires, pissing off leaving a sinking ship, some ones gotta fill there shoes eh, same as Oz, they will do the shit jobs ,

Here's a list of things looking up, filth let put of prisons early, to commit more dastardly deals, food banks on the increase, inflation through the roof, no chance of seeing a doctor, pull your own effin teeth out, more boatloads arriving daily, , Yes things are looking up ffs

He said, Say that again, didn't catch what you said,bit mutton,, ha ha ha

Eh, the only pleasure you have, we have on board chaps who wank em selves silly, then we have another, dips his nadger in ice cold water, and now this, Please I urge you to seek immediate help, isn't it a good job you have a decent respectable chap like me on board

You dunna want them.things angin out ya lugholds, get thissen a stirrup pump

Eh, hearing aids, can't see, if this is what lies in front of me as i.grow old,,Please lord take me now see

It's these owd folks that get on my tits, , I was in aldi yesterday doing my weekly shoplifting, this owd chap had the door open to the frozen food, I stood behind him fer ages, I thought he'd dropped off, till I told him shift his self ,

What have I told you about sniffing bird droppings

Apart from me our mitre, your the only one that talks sense on here

How did I get on, absolutely enjoyed missen in great company, I didn't get home till turned 4, cracking dogs o thought my days in the field was over, not so i.get my share of the nights outing, when it's been gralloched , out in the wilds of Essex, doing what's in my blood n.veins I want fer nowt else

Had phone call this afternoon from farmer, am I up for going out tonight, , to.right I am, I look forward to Thursday nights, don't bother coming down to the farm, he says, me n my brother will.pick you up around 10 pm.,I haven't met his brother, but I believe he has an alsation.cross grey greyhound

Seeing as how you've had no replies from the know alls, on here , why don't you email the woman, I'm.sure you would get an.answer if not a knock on the door, A disgusting remark

Now then chaps, I'm inclined to agree with Mr Neville, let me give you one example of many, Franks daddy, openly admits on this forum he wanks himself silly, eh, his words not mine, ta ta fer now

Eh, a handy place to meet vulnerable women, or stock up on sausage rolls, I dunno wether ring Samaritans or get the Tylenol out, , I've survived a stroke, cancer, amputations, you lot are going to bore me to death, please put up sensible topics like is [BANNED TEXT] I do, , I thank you